Howard's kids 

The term used to describe undesirable persons born in Australia after 2002 to dead shit bogan parents who bred just to get the $3k-$5k baby bonus introduced by the Howard Government.

The crime rate in Australia is beginning to spike as Howard's kids come of criminal age and you 'aint seen nothing yet!

Howard's kids by KindExtremist July 31, 2019

S Class Stray Kids 

S Class Stray Kids

S Class Stray Kids

S Class Stray Kids by syafinaz? October 10, 2023

bebe kids 

Young children who are rowdy and/or misbehaving, left alone to carry on with mischief. Often taking on a disheveled ungroomed appearance (nappy hair, ashy, barefoot).

1) I can tell we in the projects now. I just seen a whole bunch of them bebe kids.

2) Where are the parents? Im tired of these lil' bebe kids makin all this noise!

3) Look at those bebe kids trying to ride on the back of the ice cream truck.

bebe kids by Lexy P July 2, 2006

swallowed my kids

You ejaculated all in her mouth an she swallowed the sperm

She swallowed my kids last night famo

swallowed my kids by swiper18o4 November 19, 2015

Anonymous kids

A TikTok trend. Where moron children wear masks resembling anonymous and have cringy lines. They somehow get more famous then good content creators on TikTok. Siblings may post vids of them destroying the mask. Of course for the better. Some acts of these kids are... if you hurt her you are hurting. Head bopping to music. Drawing purge symbols on the mask or adding a bandage to the nose.

God I hate anonymous kids. I wish I could kick them in the face

Anonymous kids by Some egg January 2, 2021

Shitty Kids 

Typically a very "trashy" teenager who partakes in consuming alcohol and drugs, most often in risky situations with a high probability of police interference. Shitty kids are going nowhere in life, and most often know it. Destined to become trailer trash, the typical shitty kid has already proven that they are too cool for school by, well, not going anymore. Having a job disqualifies you from shitty kid status. Being pregnant however, most definitely elevates you straight from typical-party-teenager to shitty kid.

That party is going to get busted, I heard it's put on by shitty kids.

Shitty Kids by Urbanwords101 April 25, 2010

2.3 kids 

The magic number for a suburban couple to raise their perfect family

Karen: Sweetie if we want true happiness in suburbia, we need 2.3 kids

2.3 kids by bodilicious June 15, 2016