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Jen-Green

When someone squirts/rockets poop on the lower lid or backboard of the toilet. Due to reasons that are unknown, poor diet or impatient timing expected.
Man, someone Jen-greened the toilet again. Iv had so much Taco Bell I feel like i might pull a Jen-green.
by Riotville October 19, 2022
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Jens

holy shit it is huge. Its just like jens
by Yolodopeshit November 23, 2021
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Jen

Jen / Jenifer - but not Jenni or Jenny - that’s not my name!

She came from a land down under.

She became our uptown girl, and she’s so demanding. She loves her D-A-T-A, she’s a flamin’ galah!

She’s got so many shoes you’d think she was a centipede, and even then there’s probably more shoes than what she’d need.

She hardly ever gets distracted, squirrel!

She’s Gigi’s Mum,

She’s really fun,
Likes her wine,

And likes a whine.

Jen loved being surrounded by her Bush but her husband was not too keen.
Now she shows it off in the Garden for all those to admire around her.

She makes a good study buddy but most of the time the talk goes off track.

But it is very therapeutic to have a chat with her. #squirrel

Hard to keep up with.

Underrated in what she can be.
An unexpected friend that will be missed.
Be more Jen, say goodbye with a glass of red.
by Fancyphanicpants July 13, 2022
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Shanice Jennings

A pick me who claims to be "proudly lesbian" or "Proudly Bisexual" when in reality Shanice Jennings only hangs out with dudes and no one else.
Lily: I'm a lesbian! I promise!
Ruby: Don't be a Shanice Jennings
by NULL_666 June 23, 2024
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jens jakob

when jens jakob sees a faucet or a towel. he shall pee in the faucet and shit in the towel
"fuck, jens jakob is coming over. better lock my bathroom and hide my towels"
by dillerdrengen123 May 10, 2022
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Jens

A gentleman, who's unique.. Once he loves, he loves with his all with no doubt. He would risk his life for you. He has an amazing personality with the most loving heart ever. He'll always be your shoulder to cry on and your extra ear to listen no matter what. He would never judge you. And his the super hero every girl would love to have.
Jens is a sexy man that is handsome, amazing, kind, and smart.
by Bahaieknelappp March 24, 2023
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Jens

Nice Person who is always honest. He'll be your best friend if you'll be honest to him.
I would like to be a Jens.
by Yokoyaner January 3, 2017
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