Joel Barlow High School 

The fucking worst place in the world. Nobody likes anyone. Nothing happens. 1 or 2 fights per year. 10 non white kids per grade if you're lucky. Shitty ass walls that looks like someone painted it all pink, then shit and pissed on the whole thing.

Me: "I go to Joel Barlow High School."
Rest of Fairfield County: "Poor ass bitch."

Joel Barlow High School by Fuck_Connecticut May 12, 2016

Joel'd 

When you drink so much alcohol that you vomit for over an hour, onto your own shoes, while being recorded.

Mate I'm well past wasted, I'm Joel'd!

Joel'd by Mrpequalme October 23, 2014

Joel Cairo

1) A Dandy--a dandy--a gay man, so called because of Joel Cairo in "The Maltese Falcon." Joel Cairo is one of the first clearly gay men to appear in American film. A Joel Cairo is probably a gay man who hasn't come out but is kinda obvious if you smell his gardenia scented business cards.

2) To do a Joel Cairo is recoup your losses after having seemed to have failed. To suddenly rally in the face of defeat--much in the same way Hulk Hogan suddenly comes back from the dead when the Hulkamaniacs start screaming his name.

How did you end up losing the bet?

That cat Joel Cairoed me--I didn't realise he knew the bookie and had a hot tip. Damn!

Joel Cairo by Cerys B March 23, 2010

Joel's Cat 

A very fat cat. A lump.

Joel's cat is fat. You have such a Joel's cat.

Joel's Cat by Joels Cat Admirer June 29, 2022

Joel the ledge 

Joel the ledge is a breed of men who Lifts 10million tonne trucks don't mess with him he wares proper scary skull mask things

Joel the ledge is a a phrase slang name

Joel the ledge by Loldude yourmum October 20, 2018

Joel Bird 

A girl who is blonde and wears Loads of make up and has massive tits due to be a chub

Proper Joel Bird you

Joel Bird by RobbieFuckingP January 11, 2020

joel owings

The name of a male madly and deeply in love with a woman called Mary Alice now and forever. Three things he's good at are fucking, fishing and fighting. This will never end and these are never ending facts.

That Joel Owings belongs with Mary Alice.

joel owings by Freyamaryalice January 13, 2022