Internet

The internet is the mass worldwide network of computers that you happen to be connected to. NOT THE WORLD WIDE WEB.

If you call the Internet the same thing that the Web 0is, you're a n00b!

by The Awesome ME! October 18, 2008

Internet

Another name for the another dimension that collects all of our ideas. We can connect to this 2nd dimension by clicking on small doorways on your computer called "icons" and look around. This other dimension is connected to all computers via magic created by people known as wizards. Though many have tried to enter this other world, none have succeeded.

I saw my dead grandmother's dog on the internet the other day!!!

by intel-actual person April 18, 2011

Internet points

An often ironic synonym for the upvotes/likes you can get on various websites. "Internet points" is often used to point out that these have no real value, and craving for likes is pretty useless.

"Look, my post got over 1000 Upvotes!"

"Your Internet points won't pay the bills, Jim."

by Sabulan March 25, 2019

Internet fairy

A person who searches the Internet for things that they like, comments on them in a positive way, and praises people for posting things that the fairy likes. An Internet fairy is the opposite of an Internet troll.

An Internet fairy totally bombarded my Facebook post with enthusiastic and uplifting comments

by @Affectrovert June 3, 2015

potato internet

Generally used to describe really horrible Internet service that either lags or disconnects. Potatoes are a rudimentary electricity source, as many of you should have learned in elementary school.

Tell John to fix his potato Internet.

by #1 Messi Fan March 19, 2014

internet explorer

A simple Windows XP tool which allows the user to browse to Mozilla.com and download Firefox, a web browser.

As soon as I installed XP I opened Internet Explorer and grabbed the latest version of Firefox.

by supaDISC February 20, 2005

internet atheist

Typically an angry teenager or other power inhibited individual who thinks that all religion across the globe is either Islamic Terrorist or American Christian Fundamentalist and that their arguments are sound because they have watched a Dawkins video online. They take special pleasure in assuming that people with a faith are either deeply offended or will change their life due to anonymous comment based "wisdom".

I wear Internet Atheist t-shirts that try offend old women because I want the world to be free of things that offend me. I am just that devoted. Now go away, I'm playing Skyrim.

by Apple iMolestation Device October 30, 2015