The collection of memories you think about while masturbating or to otherwise achieve orgasm. See: Spank Bank.
The wild sex I had last night with my boyfriend is definitely going in the rub club for when I'm out of town.
by TeamRam December 31, 2012
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Everyone thinks Ashlie, Lauren, and Adrienne are bitches, but in reality they are just part of the blunt club. #real #realtalk #bluntclub
by Paige_Poo June 12, 2017
Get the blunt club mug.A website for registering Nintendo games for Wii & DS that are published by Nintendo. You will be rewarded with "points" for completing surveys after registering games. You can redeem these points for prizes such as more wii remote straps, Mario & Zelda posters, and overpriced Game & Watch games. Everything you buy from Club Nintendo is paid for only with points, and there is free shipping.
Billy: I just bought 3 Super Mario Posters from Club Nintendo! It was free, although I had to buy a lot of games to get it!
Jim: That's not free.
Billy: It sort of is.
Jim: That's not free.
Billy: It sort of is.
by AaAaAa!!!!!!!!!!! January 12, 2011
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SCENARIO #1
Little Bitch #1= Oh, wow! Who are those hammered girls wearing trash bags at the bar??
Little Bitch #2= The ones chugging four beers at once? DEFINITELY a Wive's Club member!
SCENARIO #2
Little Bitch #1= Hi, nice to meet you. I noticed you from across the bar, you look thirsty!
Wive's Club Member= OHHHHHHH WELLLL HELLLLLOOO!!!!!!!
SCENARIO #3
Little Bitch #1= Why is that girl screaming over the music in this night club?? I think she is gonna punch a hole in the ceiling from fist pumping!!!
Little Bitch #2= I know a Wive's Club Member when I see one!! The girls chugging vodka next to her are members as well...
Little Bitch #1= Oh, wow! Who are those hammered girls wearing trash bags at the bar??
Little Bitch #2= The ones chugging four beers at once? DEFINITELY a Wive's Club member!
SCENARIO #2
Little Bitch #1= Hi, nice to meet you. I noticed you from across the bar, you look thirsty!
Wive's Club Member= OHHHHHHH WELLLL HELLLLLOOO!!!!!!!
SCENARIO #3
Little Bitch #1= Why is that girl screaming over the music in this night club?? I think she is gonna punch a hole in the ceiling from fist pumping!!!
Little Bitch #2= I know a Wive's Club Member when I see one!! The girls chugging vodka next to her are members as well...
by Wive's Club Member September 13, 2011
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Get the club hot mug.Ton club } cumming,, (popping ones juices) whilstng travelling in a moving vehicle , at the time of ejaculation one must be moving at a speed of exactly 100 mph until orgasm has finished !.
by Danny steam August 7, 2012
Get the Ton club mug.A group of people lost in life who get together on weekends and listen to Daft Punk, drink expensive wine, do coke, and wear mostly black designer outfits that they can barely afford. Some practice witchcraft and engage in sexual activities with married men. It's like living the Hollywood life but not so public.
Person: I was heart broken and lost so I joined the French Club. I think I'm happy now... at least I'm numb.
by coke daddy March 8, 2015
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