by Deacon Jack Shit December 25, 2007
1) redneck 1: there goes scott he loves that new truck he just got
redneck 2: yeah bro-cha-cho know what i heard he calls it?
redneck 1: whats that skinny?
redneck 2: he calls it ditch pig!
redneck 1: must be becuase that trucks loves the ditch like a dirty whore haha!
2) scott: hey dude,
ween: sup man,
scott: nothing dude, did you see that fugly ass hoe steve left the bar with lastnight?
ween: i know eh she was deffinatly a greasy ole ditch pig
redneck 2: yeah bro-cha-cho know what i heard he calls it?
redneck 1: whats that skinny?
redneck 2: he calls it ditch pig!
redneck 1: must be becuase that trucks loves the ditch like a dirty whore haha!
2) scott: hey dude,
ween: sup man,
scott: nothing dude, did you see that fugly ass hoe steve left the bar with lastnight?
ween: i know eh she was deffinatly a greasy ole ditch pig
by scottie muck October 30, 2010
Michael is a ditch bitch
by Ditchbitchmichael August 06, 2018
The act of leaving a homie in a discord channel in order to play with some other homies or just leaving in general without saying a word.
John: *leaves channel*
Mark: Yo, where'd john go?
Eric: idk i think he went to go play cs
Eric: *leaves channel*
Mark: sick ditch guys
Mark: Yo, where'd john go?
Eric: idk i think he went to go play cs
Eric: *leaves channel*
Mark: sick ditch guys
by infinityxii February 21, 2019
A Female usually seen on the side of the highway covered in ditch water and smells like a chocolate glazed crueller, this filthy animal is litterally a sperm dump express!
Oh man, i was driving home last night and met this chick on the side of the highway, I filled her bin up in right on the side of the road...what a ditch donkey!
by jackhammer Dave February 23, 2011