Itchy Backitis

The sudden onset of an itch on ones back. May be random or caused by an action. The only known cure is immediate scratching by one's significant other.

I was enjoying a TV show when I was confronted by suddenly having itchy backitis.

by Dr. Vanostron May 15, 2014

Itch-dick

A frustrating phenomenon to occur on occasion to males where specifically one's dick is prone to ruthlessly itching in the most frustrating of places.

I'll be right back, I've got massive itch-dick.

by HeadHunterX11 September 12, 2016

itchy ass syndrome

most itchy asses are the result of either rubbing toilet paper too hard or poor hygiene like going to bed with a sweaty crack. wash it before bed and go easy on it when cleaning and itchy ass will go away.

my itchy ass syndrome is better now that i keep it clean

by juansheeet March 5, 2017

iWatch

Was the code name people used for the Apple Watch before it’s public realese

Hey do you know when the iWatch is coming out ?

It’s called the Apple Watch Dumbass get with the program

by 1Shot Duke October 24, 2018

itchyrick

A very very homosexual male that is short and stubby and is basically shaped like a monkey beef cake

Ew it’s an itchyrick

by ItchyRick March 20, 2019

Itch

Shorter for the word bitch in appearance however, it means stupid or dumb bitch

Itch really thought a mirror can copy money on the Carbanoro Effect smdh.

by Lafkareski July 21, 2019

itchy boner

when a males urethra itches and you rub your head to get rid of it, but give yourself a boner instead.

Man, I have an itchy boner.

by Illydex March 26, 2019