Heard

Yeah, you hear whatever the fuck you want to hear, don't you?

Hym "You know what I heard? I heard 'I want to be insulted.' You hear it? That's what she said."

by Hym Iam May 28, 2023

hearded

when you don't know what else to say when someone heard you

bro bro he hearded me

by me + ur mom + ratio = u November 26, 2022

Heard

(Verb) To shit in one's partners bed.

I got tired of him cheating on me in our bed, so I took a Heard and packed my things.

by FcknRedneck May 25, 2022

Heard Alert

Used when your crazy ex-girlfriend walks into the room

I was sitting at the bar having a drink with my friend and he says “Heard Alert”. I turned around to look and my crazy ex-girlfriend was there.

by georgie bear June 19, 2022

Have you heard the joke?

a person who is trying to tell a stupid joke
(it happend to me of course )-:{ )

a: Have you heard the joke?
b:which joke/ no
a:(saying a joke)

by fed lem March 26, 2020

take a amber heard

The act of taking a massive dump in someone else's bed.

Hey trenton ill be right back ive got to take a amber heard.

by Quackrock March 2, 2025

Heard-Felt

When you can't decide if a certain sensation was heard or felt.

"I heard-felt some cotton in my ear" - Stevie

by mythicaldictionary April 9, 2019