heard immunity

Hearing that you were now immune after surviving a COVID-19 infection and then turning your back on the rest of the suckers and losers that you now have no interest in protecting.

I heard immunity. Yeah, immunity. The doctor said I am now immune to COVID-19. No. He didn't say how long it would last. So, yeah...fuck you guys.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith October 14, 2020

Phone Heard

When your friend or significant other is using their phone while your talking to them, making it seem like they’re listening to you while in reality they are not hearing any of the information you are saying.

I told you last night that I was going but you obviously phone heard me, as usual.

by ozzyag April 5, 2018

Nah, but i've heard of it

What your friend tells you when they got no idea what you're talking about, but they don't wanna be rude

Yooo dude you see that new apple jet pack?

Nah, but i've heard of it

by Angelina Joile's Forehead Vein August 28, 2023

Heard

Lying or acting like the psycho amber heard

person a: “oh my god you are such a heard”

by thesexistpersonyoullevermeet May 17, 2022

Austin heard

Beta, a man who is seen as passive, subservient, weak

Austin heard is being a beta

by Peter Obama February 11, 2022

Pump heard round the world

A blue pump shotgun fired by Julian Sergi on the eve of February 26th to score an additional 2 points in the revolutionary LEAGUE ; ultimately leading to 19 - 18 victory for the OPRF Moist Buildups.

That was a clutch dub bro but it was no pump heard round the world.

by ChefBwe February 27, 2019

Heard

Yeah, you hear whatever the fuck you want to hear, don't you?

Hym "You know what I heard? I heard 'I want to be insulted.' You hear it? That's what she said."

by Hym Iam May 28, 2023