Hairy Handcuff

The act of fisting an extremely hairy asshole to the point that said fist gets tangled by his massive ass hair.

Reggie's ass was so Sasquatch, when I fisted him last night, he put me in a Hairy Handcuff...

by RacerX03 November 5, 2014

the hairy side

used instead of bitch slap in communication. meaning to slap someone with the back of the hand

i fiddin to give you the hairy side boy'

by stoph March 1, 2004

hairy beaver

A very hairy vajayjay

I went to fuck this bitch but she had a hairy beaver.

by pajama man sam June 17, 2009

Hairy Triangle

A properly groomed female pudenda. The pubic triangle is considered by intelligent people to be part of what makes a woman's nudity so appealing.

Betty Blue. "Here fat pig take a look at my glorious hairy triangle. It's beautiful.

by Beatrice Dalle April 29, 2011

hairy anal hippo

having anal sex with a fat chick with a hairy ass hole

wow i'm gonna have hairy anal hippo sex with tiffany

by don-keyballs November 6, 2007

Halfy

The state of being half of one race, and half of another.

"Look at the halfy, thats why sylvan is more popular than ever!"

by Jimmy April 5, 2004

hairy beanbag

The adult male Scrotum.

Sarah tried to kick my leg and missed, hitting me instead in my "hairy beanbag."

Julie looked like she wanted it, so I directed her to begin nursing upon my "hairy beanbag."

After much stretching I was able to drape Mollie's face with my fleshy negation, my "hairy beanbag". Sealing her grill in the warm embrace of my glistening "hairy beanbag", although not tearing my "hairy beanbag", I surely put it's elasticity to the test.

by A pimp called 'Slickback' July 30, 2008