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cameron: hey lana do you want me to gump in you
by cameronbearr January 26, 2021
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Underwater gummy

1. an act of oral copulation involving the insertion of the penis into the toothless orifice of a female geriatric, whereupon, with her head completely submerged underwater, the act consummates with the geriatric fully satiated with seminal fluid

2. the imbibing of semen, from the male member, entirely underwater, in a jacuzzi or pool, by a feeble, elderly female.
Ex.:"I was about to climax into this bitch's mouth, when her Gma sauntered out, told the cunt to move over, grabbed my prick, and started sucking it to high-heaven, without ever coming up for a fuckin' breath of fresh air; the bitch gave me a fuckin' underwater gummy!"
by Michelleobama42 September 2, 2014
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Grumpy Mumpy

A person who is grumpy, either for a reason or no apparent reason at all
"Hey Moyles"
"Fúck off eLC"
"Woooo SOMEONE'S A GRUMPY MUMPY TODAY!
by eLCon October 5, 2005
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gumpf

1. Spurious data held in a database through error, incompetence, poor design, poor maintenance, age, misplaced user priorities, but usually due to a subtle confluence of all of these factors.

2. Data that will never, ever be used and is recorded merely because it can be, or must be due to regulation.

3. The lowest qualitative measure in the epistemological hierarchy of wisdom, knowledge, information, data, gumpf.
Wikipeadia contains a lot of gumpf.

I used to read my horoscope in the paper but now I realise they're just gumpf.

Many government computer systems are regulated to store only gumpf.
by Whimsey January 14, 2008
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Forrest Gump moment

When a person unwittingly runs into and experiences/influences a historic event/person.
"I totally ran into Barack Obama before he ran for president. I told him that I need a presidential candidate who could offer change I could believe in. It was a Forrest Gump moment."
by winterfresh70 March 1, 2010
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White Gummy Bear

The white gummy bear is a drink invented in 2007 by Monkey, a bartender at the world famous Swiss Pub. A very popular drink especially among people who are high.
Looking for a cure for your munchies and dry mouth? Two White Gummy bears please.
by Kryboy October 25, 2011
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Bust a grumpy

having to take a crap.
by bezel333 December 31, 2005
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