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Douche Ma Gouche

Wash my filthy Vagina
When a vagina is so dirty it needs help
That girl is so dutty...she calls the sanitation dept and asks for the Douche Ma Gouche.
by Soca C March 25, 2013
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gouche

When someone is beyond being a douche bag and has stepped into the realm of being a gouche. Aka. a great big douche!
Look at the guy over there he looks like a complete Gouche!
by Original Fritz December 10, 2008
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Nose-Mouth Gouch

The area between the upper lip and the nose. Because it really didn't have a name.
Where do you grow a mustache?
On the nose-mouth gouch, that's where.
by Gouchy Goo December 7, 2010
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gouch

everything that is nasty, extremely fat girls, the stuff that hangs over girls belts.
A put down. Some thing that is messed up
you know you love that gouch.You love to pet that gouch, gouch lover. IF she is hot she is a couch if she is fat and ugly she is a nasty gouch. If she is in between she is a couch gouch or just cg for short.Her gouch is hanging out. Thats all gouched up.
by Gouch Master April 25, 2006
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Gouch Monster

A Gouch Monster is a girl who suck dick with their teeth, leaving the male subject traumatized about getting head again.
Not to be mistaken for gooch.
"Dude, i can't even walk."
"what? you let the Gouch Monster come over to your house again."
"...yeah"
by NiCKATiNE August 10, 2008
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Gouche burrito

An insult to someone who is gay or is just plain bugging the shit out of you.
This may be followed by phisical contact wear you would be saying whatever would fly out of your mouth the fastest at the oponent.
Mike: hey what did you do on the weekend?
Jon: nothing now stfu you gouche burrito no one likes you.
Mike: wtf *swings fist*
by justin854 April 9, 2007
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groucho glasses

Making sure your victim has a large mustache; strategically place your balls over his eyes while resting your penis on his nose. Don't forget a cigar!
It's hard to recognize him because he's wearing my man parts as Groucho glasses!

Pass out at Wayne-O's house and you will wear Groucho glasses!
by Muckleash November 23, 2014
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