sticky grenade

A M.U.F.F. that just won't leave you alone after she's been obviously used just as a slump buster.

Oh my god, get it off get it off get it...ayieeeeeeeeeeeee

Wes - Damn you woman, the coach no longer benches me, now let me put down my axe!

by Kyizen February 16, 2004

cum grenade

Someone who is fertile enough to get even a man pregnant or if your friends pull a nasty prank on you save your baby gravy for a week put it into a water balloons and hit them in the vagina or ass so they get pregnant

I threw my BFF a cum grenade because it was a snow day and I had nothing better to do ... and he was upset/pregnant

by Nononoyesna February 19, 2008

Grenade Catcher

Some one who is hopelessly in love with someone else and knows that the other person doesnt love them back.

Bruno Mars would catch a grenade for her and he knows she wont do the same. He is a bonafied grenade Catcher

by zman3410 March 25, 2011

Sock Grenade

A sock turned partially inside out to form a ball, that is then thrown in the manner of a grenade in the general direction of a target (usually someone you just want to annoy, not harm).

My sister was hogging the tv, so i threw a bunch of sock grenades at her. She was pissed!

by shit fizzles November 19, 2008

Grenade Alert

The sight of spotting a ugly girl in a group full of hotties the grenade is the one who get's no attention from the guys

Group of guys are in the club and spot four hot girls walking threw the door but notice a fifth chick with them one of the guys points at the girl and says look Grenade Alert

by Wild Stallion :3 January 06, 2011

Ass Grenade

When you eat something that you know is gonna fuck your stomach up later, particularly really spicy food.

Randy: damn man, I just polished off a pile of the hottest chicken wings they got!
Brian Cropp: sounds like you just pulled the pin on a genuine ass grenade!!!

by LiquorCaptain May 21, 2022

Rectal Grenade

feces, shit, crap, turd, dung...whatever else you would like to refer it as.

"I just about blew the toilet up when I tried to flush that rectal grenade."

"If you don't shut the hell up, I'm going to hold you down and drop a rectal grenade in your mouth!"

"I just had the biggest rectal grenade come out...now my butt hurts"

by stangmike86gt January 04, 2012