sticky grenade

A M.U.F.F. that just won't leave you alone after she's been obviously used just as a slump buster.
Oh my god, get it off get it off get it...ayieeeeeeeeeeeee

Wes - Damn you woman, the coach no longer benches me, now let me put down my axe!
by Kyizen February 16, 2004
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cum grenade

Someone who is fertile enough to get even a man pregnant or if your friends pull a nasty prank on you save your baby gravy for a week put it into a water balloons and hit them in the vagina or ass so they get pregnant
I threw my BFF a cum grenade because it was a snow day and I had nothing better to do ... and he was upset/pregnant
by Nononoyesna February 19, 2008
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Grenade Catcher

Some one who is hopelessly in love with someone else and knows that the other person doesnt love them back.
Bruno Mars would catch a grenade for her and he knows she wont do the same. He is a bonafied grenade Catcher
by zman3410 March 25, 2011
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Sock Grenade

A sock turned partially inside out to form a ball, that is then thrown in the manner of a grenade in the general direction of a target (usually someone you just want to annoy, not harm).
My sister was hogging the tv, so i threw a bunch of sock grenades at her. She was pissed!
by shit fizzles November 19, 2008
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Grenade Alert

The sight of spotting a ugly girl in a group full of hotties the grenade is the one who get's no attention from the guys
Group of guys are in the club and spot four hot girls walking threw the door but notice a fifth chick with them one of the guys points at the girl and says look Grenade Alert
by Wild Stallion :3 January 06, 2011
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AIDS Grenade

AIDS Grenade (noun): When you start hanging out with a chick who has AIDS, just so that everyone will think you close, and then when your enemies come out of the woodwork to bang her, they get AIDS.
Dude: 'Does Jim really bang that junkie chick who's always hanging around?'

Bro: 'Naw, she's an AIDS Grenade.'
by doktorj November 25, 2014
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turd grenade

A thing that you call a person that is not cussing and is fun to say
You are a turd grenade!
by Burgerjohn April 26, 2020
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