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Grocery Gremlin

An old person at the grocery store that if you have the misfortune of getting behind in the checkout line will make you turn from a soft, cuddly, loving person into a raging menace, because they still pay with a check meaning you probably will not eat your food till after midnight.
Person 1: "Dude what took so long with the munchies it's like 2 in the morning?"

Person 2: "Sorry man I got stuck behind this old Cotton-topped grocery gremlin at the store."

Person 1: "Wow sorry man, here sit down, let me get you a strong drink."
by Hey Jack August 17, 2014
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Oven Gremlin

Oh no! It's not in it's natural environment!
Hym "The air is poison to an oven gremlin! Quick! Get it in the gas chamber! (See? This time I'm SAVING the Jew so it's not Anti-Semitic)"
by Hym Iam March 20, 2024
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Gremlin

Rare unknown species that survived the asteroid that killed all of it's kind.

Characteristics of a Gremlin
-Bad Breath
-Crunchy Skin
-Long Necks
-Holey Shirts
-Nigger Naps
"Hey Sincere do you see that guy over there? Yeah he's just a gremlin I used to like yikes.."
by Trixie Belli June 12, 2018
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Fuckin' gremlin

An insult used when someone is acting like a monstrous asshole
by Youxoli June 30, 2020
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Custard gremlin

A woman who has a deep love for an ejaculating penis
Man as he ejaculates on Tara: "you're such a custard gremlin"
by Elvis sharkey January 19, 2020
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Calculator Gremlins

The gremlins inside the calculator that solve the math problems
Texas Instruments has recently captured and employed 100,000 more calculator gremlins to entrap in the latest model of the TI-84+CE
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Pocket gremlins

Despicable little creatures that inhabit your pockets, responsible for screwing up your phone by magically deleting contacts, disconnecting you at inopportune times, and writing naughty words with voice to text you would never dream of sending.
After waiting 45 minutes on hold, my doctors office finally picked up and those pocket gremlins cut us off.
by Go with the bro September 11, 2023
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