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Grant Zook

The type of guy to grab his friend’s dick during Season 1 Episode 6 of Game of Thrones.
Friend: Wow this is such a good show.
Grant Zook: LET ME GRAB YOUR COCK!
by Dr. Doofenshmirtz III August 29, 2023
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Zuckerberg Grant

Money given to county election boards by Mark Zuckerberg so he can control their elections.
Mike: Baby, we can finally buy that boat, and maybe even another car!
Jen: What have I told you about wasting our money on lotto tickets?
Mike: This isn't lotto. Down at the election board, we just received a $3M grant from The Center for Tech and Civic Life. Everybody is getting a big raise!

Jen: That's a Zuckerberg Grant...
Mike: The Twitter Guy? No this is a special organization for helping election boards. They provide free training and election administration.
Jen: Zuckerberg is the Facebook Guy. He's the money behind that organization. Aren't you suspicious about a billionaire buying his way into the election process?
Mike: Yeah maybe, but we're finally gonna get that boat we've wanted!
Jen: You wanted... That whole Zuckerberg Grant thing sounds totally fucking bogus to me.
Mike: Yeah but a new boat, Honey...
by geekmalone March 16, 2021
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grant collins

Grant Collins is a bit shy around people he doesn't know, but once you get to know him, he is really funny and outgoing. He is very good at sports and very smart.
Grant Collins is the guy in the blue shirt.
by "That's what she said" June 16, 2017
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Grant Hazed

Chopped up and carried in a cooler to Texas
Dont mess around and get "Grant Hazed"
by Broomstickrida May 1, 2021
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Johnny Grant

Johnny Grant

a person what is real massive lower body like thighs
calf and PENIS
also a bitch magnet all ways has a fresh bitch by his side

never some hood rat

like to fist pump in the clubs and at parties ect ..

and always gotta stay fresh .
person 1-Oh My God Is that "johnny grant"
person 2-He always has fresh girls

person 3-Oh he is so huge :O
person 4-HE CAN FIST PUMP

person 5-he is so fresh
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Aiden Grant

Aiden Grant is the word used to describe the straightest most perfectest Godlike being in the universe.
Wow hes such an Aiden Grant
by Ahsghwuwwyhwuwyww March 28, 2023
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Grant Imahara

Your favorite mythbuster who literally had no haters.
by Never_gonna_give_u_up1234 June 30, 2021
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