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Glen Ellyn

Glen Ellyn is the most BORING town to be in. unless you are a druggie, emo, or a "Glen Ellyn Rebel" AKA skater, then life here sucks. The high school Glenbard West, has too many stairs and in debt because the parents of kids in Glen Ellyn rather pay for the Coach purses for their daughters rather than the few extra tax dollars.
Ugh. i moved to Glen Ellyn a few years ago from Chicago and Oak Park and lemme just say: it's a tad different. no excitement.
by KateDUB May 4, 2005
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Glen Ridge

A Town in northern New Jersey that has some of the nicest homes in America. Our main street: Ridgewood Avenue; has houses that are $800,000 to $3.4 Million and more. Yes, we are almost all white and Catholic, but does not mean that we are all racist. And yes we are rich. Got a problem with that? And no, athletes did not rape a mentally retarted girl. It was sexual assult, NOT RAPE!!!!(I'm not saying that is better). Our high school was ranked number 3rd in the state. We have VERY low crime in our neighborhood. Montlcair kids hate us because of our wealth, and because we like to get good grades. GROW UP MONTCLAIR!!! your town doesn't have any better of a drug problem (Montlcair High School). Yes, we do like to get good grades, because we want good jobs. Good school + good grades= Good job. Good Job= Good Money (good life). We don't have many stores, though we do have Smashburger, Fitzgerald's, Super Scoop, the Arcade, and Mountainside Hospital. We also have an excellent sport team. No, the athelet population is not dying down. So, what is Glen Ridge? Only the nicest, richest, and safest town in Northern New Jersey (other than Franklin Lakes).
Glen Ridge rich athlete New Jersey White Italian multi million dollar homes school Catholic
by Ridger1234 March 8, 2011
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Glenbard East

Hogwart's School Of Tabloid and Investigative Journalists -- that's the joke that applied based on J. K. Rowling literary creation as the joke was applied when someone took my high school photo from my senior year and doctored it to make me look like Harry Potter on Something Awful. Some factions in the industry when they saw me do a photo giving the finger they tried to do a rule 34 with the photograph and other gross shit. During the era An Eye In Shadows was playing out originally the Chicago Tribune reported on a Gym teacher who was arrested for pulling a Jared Fogle with a 16 year old female student.

Glenbard East became the setting of the Gothic Real Person Fiction horror tale, Wandering In Darkness which became the story of the second namesake. A House of Pain alumni joined the second namesake as an alumni was part of the first one. In the mid-1990s The Echo did a piece about witchcraft and paranormal discussions as students were making jokes about partying with ghosts in the commentary. The nickname "The Occult Glenbard" stuck from this. Discussions on MySpace.com in the 2006 era on the high school group about ghosts was one of the most popular threads invoked as the story from Withersin before it was published as it was being written became the starting point for the discussions.
You'd be surprised what emerged from the 1990s era of DuPage County -- if you read An Eye In Shadows and Wandering In Darkness one will see a much more diabolical look at the insight of the Glenbard consisting of glass, the high school known as Glenbard East. The Cabbie Homicide's guilty party was a class of 1994 as his classmate was in his seventh grade homeroom.

It had been the subject of controversy in the 2000s as a bomb threat, a Columbine style shooting, baseball team hazing (ie the urination on a student aka the Locker Room Urine Incident,) sex scandals and you name it. A regular Hogwarts School of Tabloid and Investigative Journalists when you realize they produced the writer of The Fandom Writer. The editor/publisher who became known for using Gothic.net's former editor's photograph for a urinal cake and uploading the aftermath.
by illinoishorrorman February 1, 2018
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Glen

A man that has the sexual power to pull any jess
Wow that was defo a glen
by Shikari19971997 November 29, 2018
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glen dahlem

a very sexy redman.
wow u look like a glen dahlem
by Anonymous March 17, 2003
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Spring Glen

Area of Hamden, Connecticut where houses are very close together. The Glen is divided by Whitney Avenue and is made up of a strip of various shops including the notorious Walgreens. There are hardly any places in the glen that are good for fine dining. In addition, most high school students of the glen are known for wild parties including multiple drinking games and smoking illegal substances. The glen is where everyone knows everything about everyone. Everyone gossips ect. People consider the side of Whitney Avenue closer to Ridge Road the richer (THE DOLLAR SIDE) and the side closest to Dixwell Avenue (THE 50 CENT SIDE)
There a huge party in Spring Glen tonight.
We're chillen in the glen tonight.
Dude, you're rich you live in Spring Glen
by glenliverr07 December 13, 2008
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Glengle

Very timmy thicc caring and loves being autistic
Omg glengle eat meeeeee😩❤️
by Oof dadddy June 12, 2018
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