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gherkin stab

when someone unsuspectidly whacks you in the face with a gherkin. Similar to a mushroom stamp.
I was eating lunch the other day when all of the sudden i was the victim of a gherkin stab from some fag.
by herbicyde October 22, 2008
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Gerfin

Fat and gay. Also can be used to describe a person that is a mediator in large disputes, especially those involving band geeks.
I just got hit with a drum stick, better go talk to a Gerfin
by Buizel April 24, 2009
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gerpington

A GODDAMN HOMOSEXUAL- love clamore
Gerpington so gayyyyyyyyyyyyy
by Clamore/Clammy September 18, 2013
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Gerdin

Hes a young teen whos a smart and stupid guy who always trys to get girls but cant hes dark skin and uses glasses. He has a small dick. most hate him but might have a two or three friends
oh my god heres Gerdin, hes annoying lets get far!!!
by javier gang man October 2, 2014
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Gerkenstein

A person who is able to make a Gerkmeister, may also be a person who is German. This will also include a new Wolfenstein fanatic.
"Mr. Gerkenstein, please make me a Gerkmeister!"
by PowerG November 17, 2014
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geeking out

"Geeking out" refers to the unnatural human infatuation or resulting obsession over a person, place or thing (common noun). Usually"geeking out" results in the human joining discussion boards, forums, real life outings, etc., where other geeks with similar interests discuss how great or shitty the noun is. Google is a key tool in geeking out. Research and knowledge is shared among the members in these gatherings thereby strengthening their geekyness. This geeking out behavior provides mental satisfaction and to some level order in the human's chaotic life.
Geek #1:Oh Shit! Did you see the new graphic card?!
Geek #2: OMG yes! I so want to get it!
Geek #1: It has like more gigabytes, gigahertz, and CUDA's that the previous one!
Geek #2: Shit man, I want to buy two, but I can't afford it.
Geek #1: *Sigh* Yeah, me too.

Sane person #1: Look at those geeks!
Sane person #2: They are totally "geeking out" over stupid shit.
by PrætorZ0d May 9, 2016
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Gherkin slurper

A woman or man who gives a particularly sloppy or messy blow job, usually forgoing the traditional finale
of spit or swallow in favor of simply letting your manly essence run down your shaft, balls and ultimately into your ass crack.
yeah the head was good but she was a real gherkin slurper..... I was cleaning myself up for like 15 minutes afterwards
by Victor Davenport August 18, 2016
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