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Fart Genie

When your relaxing on the couch and let out an SBD, but it doesn't disseminate. Instead, it forms an invisible solid rancid vapor shaft that lingers in one spot, rarely moving thus forcing you and any bypassers to waft in the skanky, dank, wet odiferous fumes of the fart genie.
To the exotic sounds of eastern music, my ass queefed and released a shaft from ceiling to ground; an invisible fart genie that belly danced its way around the room, stopping in the hallway and choking to death any bypassers.
by Roc.g.forgione@gmail.com July 3, 2016
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butt genie

a butt genie is simply someone with an amazing ass that grants your wishes or a genie that comes out of your butt.
damnnn shes a real butt genie!
by sillysoup__ May 27, 2017
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Degenerative Genital Discharge

An extreme form of necrosis where the genitalia becomes degraded and spews your cum everywhere at any time for no real reason.
"Hank has Degenerative Genital Discharge. He randomly unloads cum on us." Jonny said.
"Ha, what a fuckin' queer." Brock responded.
by Wolfgang Yharnum May 16, 2018
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Poop Genie

When you rub someone’s stomach while it is aching and a loaf of poop pops out unexpectedly. The Poop Genie is similar to a genie in a bottle it appears when you rub the abdomen, but the wishes that come with this genie are the ones you don’t want.
She was rubbing my sore stomach and the Poop Genie suddenly appeared.
by BigGuysWife September 20, 2018
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Sugar Genie

Where the genie only buys Amazon/Walmart/etc wishlist stuff for their Master/Mistress/Mastress (M) and may not wish for anything, unless their M first asks them "What would you wish for?" Any such wish from the genie may be refused or negotiated or overridden by something selfless from the M, no hard feelings allowed.

Like in Disney's Aladdin, genies have the right to refuse certain types of wishes on personal grounds. Unlike with sugar mommas/daddies, any offers or requests for currency are verboten.
Linda just found a Sugar Genie to grant her Amazon wishes. Guess she can cancel Christmas with her family.
by TBZ1 October 12, 2021
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Dreams Of Genie

A very gay man. A kin to Darren. Flaming....
That guy is so flaming, he dreams of genie.
by pornstitute March 3, 2023
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A Spanish phrase used to motivate couch potatoes and meaning " yellah , get your behind off the couch and do something productive"
A father starts screaming " son , get your bum off the couch...

Son (interrupting) : yeah, yeah, I know, you wanted to tell me, se ponerse a trabajar como gente normal, right?

father: I won't be spoken to like that, young man, now get off that couch, and go wash dishes.
by Sexydimma June 13, 2013
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