funky broth

The term can be used to describe diarrhea or a mixture of diarrhea and urine. It is usually very hot and smelly.

"Man, I had the runs and just dropped some funky broth in my pants! Gross!"

by WHATEVA March 14, 2005

Funtey Hole

1) An unknow hole with no defined location on a persons body.
2) A young immature male.
3) A person very unattentive or unfocused.
Although the defenitions don't add up, they have all been used in context and reasonably well-know literature. Can have some variations such as a funtey, a funt or a foley.

1) I cannot seem to get this carrot out of my funtey hole.
2) That rude boy is being quite a funtey.
3) Pay attention you funtey!

by Hunter J F February 8, 2009

Funky Friday

Funky Friday was a well known ice skating dance/party in London, UK held at Streatham Ice Skating Rink on Friday evenings/nights which no longer occurs. The popular UK rapper Dave who hails from Streatham uses the lyrics “We come through like Funky Friday and have all of your mandem skating” in his track featuring Fredo, suggesting that Dave himself has been to a Funky Friday and uses his connection with Streatham as a way of associating with this event. It brings a little bit of nostalgia to anyone who grew up in the time when Funky Fridays was still around.

Person 1: There’s an ice skating dance going on it Steatham this evening, wanna come?
Person 2: Oh you mean Funky Friday, that’s a regular occurrence my g.

by Kazziana August 7, 2019

Funkapus: (n) noun funky slang P-Funk mythology

An ancient funky ancentor of mankind sent here by The One, capable of funkatizing an entire galaxy. Funkapii are known to kick dust and make it funky at all cost. It is believed this ancient people are responsible for giving us Bass Guitars, Drums and James Brown, oh and um "that stinch." At any given moment Funkapii have been known to pop lick, break trance and Ubangy Stomp. Traces of the Great Funkapus can be seen in modern times. Where you think women get their walk from? Hip shaking, ass dropping, and that unique flare found in George Clinton, Aerosmith, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Madonna, and most black people born in the 70's and Justin Timberlake but we think he's black too.

Funkapus: (n) noun funky slang P-Funk mythology
Man you shoulda seen the way that Funkapus took the floor, she was extremly gangster!!

Girl dont look now but here he comes a giant Funkapus watch your ass.

by the funky kind March 5, 2011

Dr. Funkenstein

Dr. Amos Funkenstein (1937-1995). Jewish historical scholar, author of such works as Perceptions of Jewish History from Antiquity to the Present (Tel Aviv, 1991). Probably nowhere near as cool as his name implies.

"I follow the late scholar of Jewish thought, Dr. Funkenstein, in defining historical consciousness as a useful and neglected middle term in this debate"

- Susan A. Crane, 'Writing the Individual Back into Collective Memory', The American Historical Review, 102, 5 (Dec 1997), p.1373.

by historygeek September 6, 2008

Funky Shizzle

Term created by Aaron to mean "Weird Stuff" or "Crazy Shit". Also the name and URL of his website.

Normal speak: "Duude, thats crazy shit!"
Aaron speak: "Duude, that's Funky Shizzle!"

Normal speak: "Duude, that's some weird stuff ya got there!"
Aaron speak: "Duude, that's some Funky Shizzle ya got there!"

by Aaron Krill September 5, 2005

fuckeyes

It's an insult used when someone mis-reads something, can't see something in front of them, or misses something called to attention for a short moment (like when you are in the car).

You are driving along when you see a pigeon fucking a snail. You say - 'Holy shit did you see that pigeon fucking that snail??'

The other person in the car says - 'No i missed it'

You say 'Nice one fuckeyes...'

by Phil_via_Pants May 14, 2010