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frottage cheese

When you are fucking a woman, but both of you are kinda fat so your jelly roll is rubbing up against her muffin top, and the rhythmic undulation of humping is whipping up a frothy mixture of semen, sweat, and lube that resembles cottage cheese. You know what I'm talking about. All the juices and shit from the crotch area somehow creep up to the abdomen. I'm not a physicist-- I don't know how. All I know is that it tastes good if you use it as nacho dip.
How about me and you go out to McDonald's, grab a bite to eat, go to the movies, stop at a Wendy's on the way home, watch some Netflix, order a pizza, and end the night by whipping up some major frottage cheese.
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
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Fritter

someone who razzes out and is considered a chaunce. Ie; luke danielson
Quit frittering out luke. Luke is the biggest fritter cakes.
by nazgul27 October 4, 2003
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frottage a la creme

To perform sexual acts using cream cheese or similar dairy products as a lubricant.
I gave Marie the ol' "frottage a la creme" the other night ... I think she got an infection.
by John Warcrimes January 26, 2014
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frotteuristic disorder

Quick definition by the IDC-11 (version 9/2020): "touching or rubbing against a non-consenting person in crowded public places"

This disorder used to be referred to as just "frotteurism," but both the DSM-5 and the ICD-11 don't call it that anymore. It is now "frotteuristic disorder."

Full definition by the ICD-11 (version 9/2020):
"Frotteuristic disorder is characterised by a sustained, focused and intense pattern of sexual arousal— as manifested by persistent sexual thoughts, fantasies, urges, or behaviours— that involves touching or rubbing against a non-consenting person in crowded public places. In addition, in order for Frotteuristic Disorder to be diagnosed, the individual must have acted on these thoughts, fantasies or urges or be markedly distressed by them. Frotteuristic Disorder specifically excludes consensual touching or rubbing that occur with the consent of the person or persons involved."
The term is frotteuristic disorder NOT frotteurism anymore!!

Frotteuristic disorder is a paraphilic disorder that involves non-consensual touching. Consensual touching that does not cause marked distress or cause extreme injury or death is not included in this and is not apart of paraphilic disorders at all (according to the ICD-1 (version 9/2020)).
by ICDisme October 21, 2020
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Frottom

Used to describe the vagina, when the person is too shy to use the actual word.
I came out of the shower and dried my frottom
by Beckspi November 27, 2021
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Frottage Cheese

Dickcheese (also known as smegma) that has been knocked off due to dry humping or rubbing dicks together.
Shit, now there’s frottage cheese all over the carpet. We both should wash our rods better next time before we rub them together.
by Forgettable Name January 30, 2023
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frotting

when two men (usually gay) rub their dicks together and ejaculate together.
"i heard john and adam were frotting last night"
by whatheactualfuck July 28, 2024
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