squash flopper

One who shits down his pants leg while walkin' downtown.

Here comes Mr. Squash Flopper again!

by Bitch Whistle February 23, 2011

Popper Flopper

when you use a Funko POP™ for anal pleasure (shove it up your ass)

Check out my display of popper floppers!

by Gaytheist69 September 2, 2020

Cobb flopping

Punching one in the penis to inflict pain for joy

Dude I’m gonna go Cobb flopping around my work today

by Country tiger July 26, 2021

toppin floppin

When you pick up a piece of pizza or a nacho and the toppings are removed by gravity from your topping vessel.

Oh no! I picked up my slice of pizza and the damn thing drooped over and now my toppin floppin.

by anonymous March 17, 2022

german flopper

Those obscence and uncouth german penises that are big even when not hard and just flop around like dying fish taken out of the ocean

"Leo has this ridonkulous german flopper, it really speaks for that german engineering"

by trojax March 2, 2023

Dobby Floppin

When you wear socks while having sex.

Dobby got socks, Dobby is Horny elf, Dobby Floppin with them.

I was dobby Floppin this girl last night, just in case I had to leave quick cause her dad got home.

by itsAttakk May 7, 2023

Mr. Floppers

A ghost penis believed to belong to a man who was castrated by his wife at the end of the 19th Century for cheating on her. The residence refered to as the "Sunderwind House" is located in Okonogan, Wisconsin. The ghost dick has been sighted on and off since 1926 (some sources say 1919), and is usually detected by a strange slapping sound and some other odd vocalizations. This is believed to be its way of locomotion.

The "Sunderwind House" was featured on the Discovery Channel original series "A Haunting" back in 2005. This episode was only shown once, and quickly pulled to due its phallic references. Mr. Floppers was portrayed as an overripe blurred out banana resting on Victorian stairs.

In late 2005 the Sunderwind House was to be torn down, but was saved by the mayor designating it as a historical building. Protesters picketed the razing of the structure with signs that read "Never Stop The Flop"

My favorite ghost story of all time has to be the one about Mr. Floppers, the phantasm dick.

by SpindalisZena September 3, 2013