Floaticorn Bottle Merchant

Someone that bottles a substantial lead in a video game.

OMG we were 5-0 up in this rocket league game. It’s now 6-5 in overtime. We’re such Floaticorn Bottle Merchants.

by Floaticorn November 13, 2021

lyric floating

The practice of regularly posting vague, obscure rhetorical lyrics to Facebook as status updates. Typically, such posts have neither quotation marks nor context to explain their relevance. As a result, readers may find them confusing, even failing to recognize them as lyrics at all.

Jane Doe Emo:

if you don't don't know, why would you say so? would you mean this please if it happens?

Commenter #1:

um...huh? wtf are you talking about?

Commenter #2:

Oh, I think that's a line from some Jimmy Eat World song...just Jane lyric floating as usual. You can just ignore it; everyone else will.

by LuckyLymon March 30, 2011

Hobo Float

Ever want a root beer float but cant find any ice cream. This drink is the thing for you. fill a glass half full with ice then pour in half milk and half root beer (preferably A&W) then stir and voila you've got an easier to make cheaper root beer float with all the taste and none of the hassle

"I could go for a root beer float right about now." - guy 1
"we got any ice cream?" - genius
"dang it i think we ate it all!" - guy 1
"if we got milk we got hobo floats!" - genius
"holy crap your a genius" - guy 1

by DonCapernicus August 3, 2011

Toad Floater

A dad blasted rain storm that you can’t even see through.

Synonyms:

Gully Washer

Frog Strangler

A dang Toad Floater just blew through and washed my pickup truck down the creek.

by Bubbathearkie February 7, 2019

Old Chub Float

Coined after a Canned Micro brew from Oscar Blues Brewing Company. An Old Chub Float is when a male recieves oral sex from a woman who has a mouth full of beer.

Joe-"Man that was a crazy night last, what happened to you?"

Steve-"Remember that drunk chick I was talking to at the brewery? Well she ended up taking me home and giving me an Old Chub Float!!!"

by kenetek February 28, 2011

tickle your fancy floating boat

A euphemism for something naughty that one would do to another person.

I want to tickle your fancy floating boat.

I can't wait to get those girls home, and tickle their fancy floating boats.

by ARMWKL August 24, 2010

floaters

Natural tits. So called because they float (as opposed to silicone tits, which don't).

Melissa sure has nice tits. Are they floaters?

Yep, they're the real deal bro!

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009