piss flaps

The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.

1.My girl’s piss flaps can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s piss flaps around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their piss flaps stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa

piss flaps by smartyass March 24, 2010

meat flaps 

A pair of breasts that are so saggy that the nipples actually point down and touch the skin. A common affliction in elderly women, but that is not always the case. It isn't that rare for a woman of her twenties or even teens to be diagnosed with meat flaps.

Dude, I thought your mom was really hot for her age, but I still couldn't get over her meat flaps.

meat flaps by Germbee October 3, 2005

mud flaps

something fags call thier balls

a homo only has balls because it prevents getting shit all over the rest of thier body.

mud flaps by James Lowe February 12, 2005

mud flaps

The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.

1.My girl’s mud flaps can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s mud flaps around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their mud flaps stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa

mud flaps by smartyass March 24, 2010

Cat flaps 

Labia - usually when it’s excessive. Synonyms are meat flaps, beef curtains, roast beef deluxe, etc.

My girl wanted to have sec this morning but her cat flaps was rank!

Cat flaps by Tunnelbuddies March 2, 2019

piss flaps

a person who maybe under the influence of alcohol or other illicit drugs
outputs a barrage of nonsensical words and/or sentences

agrepy drongtheness chips

piss flaps by Chris Pfeiffer November 4, 2004

Milk Flaps 

Noun; Derogatory/Insulting term to describe a extremely pale girl. Preferably one who is ginger or has lots of freckles.

See Nicole Kidman

I caught him getting off with milk flaps.
She would be ok, but shes a bit milk flaps

Milk Flaps by *Crumpet* June 24, 2007