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ig saw it first

Literally translates to “Instagram” saw it first. Used most often by an instagram thot with a drab personality who posts a photo from her instagram on other social media platforms to draw attention to the fact that she invariably has an Instagram.

In other words: a lazy, uncreative attempt at attracting followers for perceived social pseudo-capital on a digital platform; ultimately with no real gain to be had, other than, perhaps, an empty click or follow.
Oh my god did you see Doris’s new Facebook? She looked so hot, it totally made me wet...“

Yeah, she’s so original, she captioned it ‘ig saw it first.’
by rudealbeitreasonable November 13, 2020
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Pope Mardio The First

The greatest pope in history of the Meme Catholic Church, with his top Cardinal, Cardinal Dickins Taylor. Both of them side by side selling Indulgences taking down Sartaj The Ungreat
Woah is that Pope Mardio The First, wait did he just excommunicate Sartaj.

We are under the ruling of Pope Mardio The First
by xSiege_T4yLorDxx _the_great_xX December 2, 2021
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- a very short nickname to call your friend named james
wow did you see davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd he robbed a bank yesterday
by jamersonfanaccount December 17, 2020
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first blood

the initial advantage gained by one side in any game, contest or competition.
"The Chargers drew first blood in their game against the Giants, scoring a touchdown late in the first quarter."
by ColdOne January 12, 2007
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first dibbs

An informal term meaning first right of refusal within a given context. The right of first and exclusive access to some entity, opportunity or reward which is attainable by two or more individuals but is informally claimed or granted to one as a right - usually based on some pretext. The implication is that if the one with 'first dibbs' declines the opportunity, that subsequent individuals with second or third dibbs then inherit that right in turn.
Johnny Howard: I've got first dibbs on that meat pie because I haven't eaten for seven months.
Kimbo Beastly: You're an idiot and a bullshit artist.
Johnny Howard: That may be very well my dear fat friend but I take it dry from the big George W so I can have first dibbs on any meat pie I want... ahem, if it pleases the house.
by future boy April 16, 2006
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Riding the firetruck

"Riding the firetruck" means to fuck a girl during her period.
I hope you don't mind blood, 'cause we're gonna be riding the firetruck all night, bebe!
by BGirlFreezinLegz March 5, 2009
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first date

I'm going on my first date tonight.
by @nT#0nY May 23, 2006
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