Fool's Gold Digger

A girl who isn't pretty or sexy enough to be a gold digger, so she can only attract a splenda daddy, not a real sugar daddy to hook up with.

That fool's gold digger was like the clearance isle at WalMart, nobody with money wanted her goods.

by VintageGibson August 18, 2016

Fhoot

a very weird and funny word that basically means "fart"

hum Casey I Fhooted!!

by Funny wo March 14, 2018

Fool Merchant

Dishonest peddler of lies, false promises, fake goods, illegal wares

Yous a Fool Merchant

by Duc is Lord July 13, 2018

Fooler

a shirt that gives the appearance of another shirt underneath it, while remaining 1 layer

Purple: “how many shirts....are you wearing right now??”
Blue: “everyone keeps asking me that! just 2..my top layer is a fooler
Yellow: “well, you look like a 3-shirted shithead”
Green: “yeah, total e-boy vibes”

by babypurplenugget420 June 5, 2019

Fooligan

The best frigging channel on Youtube.

Bro, Fooligan just posted.

by pissfaceandhead November 19, 2020

Fool's Fortune

The concept that idiots are naturally luckier than other people as a way to balance out their stupidity. Similar to an Idiot Savant, except instead of being brilliant in a specific field, they seem to have a little extra luck wherever they go.

Fool's Fortune is most likely god's way to make things fair for dumb people, for if they were smart and lucky, they'd be too powerful.

by sebacostamr May 27, 2021

Foolish

Me... Just me.

Nathan: I was right
Nate: I know... I am foolish.

by The Luckiest Man in the World! February 10, 2022