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feces

The primary sexual lubricant for homosexual men.
Kevin: You're feeling very wet tonight Ron.

Ron: Yes, well, I had Burrito House for lunch today.

Kevin: Feces!
by sjthiele November 3, 2011
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ferber

the mumbling of a word to mean something bad(mostly marijuana) usually done around grownups so as they don't find out what you are talking about or just done for laughs
yo dude you get any ferber?
yea we ferbersherber all the time
you wanna go ferber after practice?
by big tate January 2, 2006
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feces

Feces smells bad but actually tastes quite good.
by kwang June 4, 2003
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fence post

A post that makes up part of a fence.

What, you didn't know that?
Hey, what's that post that mkaes up part of that fence?

That's a fence post, dumbass.
by MuzlFlash August 22, 2003
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fecesmonger

someone who has an infatuation with eating as it is leaving the anal cavity recording it on german pornsites.
Alex Fulton is a feces monger
by Alan Jakabitz January 18, 2005
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Fece Fetus

When a woman manages to hold her poop for 9 months and it comes out looking like a baby.
Married Man- "After years of trying, my wife and I were unable to conceive a child of our own. We then chose to take the best alternative, a fece fetus. After a couple of 'miscarriages', my wife cheated death and gave birth to our newborn. It's a miracle."
by Dude_Brah_Man February 25, 2010
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Fecebooking

To facebook while on the crapper. Perusing facebook during the act of defecation.

Etymology "Fece" - feces + "booking" - facebooking
You got a stomach flu or something?
Nah I was fecebooking...

I'm not using that iphone. I know you were fecebooking!
by Heuronimus March 26, 2010
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