Drinking for the fences

Aggressive consumption of alcohol, with the explicit intent of blacking out as quickly as possible.

"Damn man, watching the Patriots get trounced like this is just miserable."
"Yeah, I honestly don't think I can take it. Fuck it, I'm drinking for the fences." (chug).

by Marlowe1 December 2, 2009

straddling the fence

an expression used to describe the state someone is in mentally before they die or how intoxicated they are.

damn look at grandma, she must be straddling the fence between life and death right now.

yeah she's really old.

we got so messed up last night John was straddling the fence between consciousness and unconsciousness.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

paint the fence

when a male ejaculates on a womans breasts and then proceeds to spread his cum all over with his cock

"After I came on her tits, She let me 'paint the fence'."

by monicaC June 7, 2007

fangeta

Slang for fadge or vagina

"ur gonna stick ur nobb in her fangeta arent u"
"nah" sed louis "i like turd burgling"
and hardcore anal xxx

by [e-mail] September 8, 2005

puntang fender blender

puntang fender blender... stik ur wang up a gals pussy swirl it round a bit stik it up her ass punch her in back of head whip out quickly (pink sock) and stick remains in blender and use for lube

this slut pissed me off so i decided too puntang fender blender her... she cried and i now have a damn criminal record

by nudger1107(Y) January 29, 2009

Painting the fence

When a male uses the tip of his penis like a paint brush the length of a womans vagina during or before intercourse

Before I stuck it in I was painting the fence to drive her nuts

by MRRJR March 21, 2010

Fencel

Bitch, pussy, vagina, little girl

person 1: my leg hurts
person 2: suck it up you Fencel!

by gclapp92 October 22, 2010