fecal rumba

The dance one does to shake the various types of waste off ones posterior after running out of toilet paper.

Oh why does my ass itch so bad.. I did a 10 minute fecal rumba.

by shaddarknight June 22, 2011

Fecal Pickle

A Piece of shit in a jar of piss and random rotten ingredients, such as, Kambucha, rotten jalapeños, rotten monster energy and toe fungus

Man I cant wait to get home and munch on my fecal pickle!

Oh man I usually wrap my fecal pickles in fruit roll-ups and freeze it!

by Gumpy Punper November 19, 2025

Fecal Frenzy

When you have explosive diarrhea

"I went into a bathroom and it was covered in shit, looks like someone had a Fecal Frenzy in there"

by BigBlackBootyOiledWithWD40 February 6, 2024

fecal bulk

The majority of the components of fecal matter

By looking through the fecal bulk, they reasoned what he had eaten for dinner.

by brapmaster69 January 24, 2022

fecal freckle

Poop specks on panties

Damn your girl sharted she left fecal freckles on her panties.

Must of rammed her good last night she left fecal freckles all over her undies

by Hezra79 March 30, 2024

Fecality

A fecality is when you throw someone to the ground so hard, that their autonomic nervous system malfunctions and causes them to defecate.

Analogous to a “fatality” but without the death.

Chad 1: Hey bro, did you hear about Estéban’s Dad who caused that hobo to have a fecality?

Chad 2: No man, what happened!?

Chad 1: He judo throwed that sucker so hard he shit himself.

by Dr Wizard December 2, 2025

fecal funnel

When attempting to insert fist inside anal canal, the hand starts by making a funnel shape with the four fingers and thumb, simulating fecal matter leaving the anus. Similar to fetal funnel when the same process is applied to the vagina.

I applied the fecal funnel on her before she had an anal reflex and defecated on me.

by agentmiket013 September 27, 2017