fast ass

Term for men, of any sexual preference, who fuck to fast

Or indeed it could be used for a lady, wearing a strap-on and going for it in a fast manor.

"I walked into the room and saw Gary's fast ass pounding away on that fat chick from Friday night"

by djsaltynuts October 26, 2013

Fast danced

When an innocent victim has a dance performed on them, only by those who fit the description of the Acronym.
F-at
A-ttention
S-eeking
T-roll

The dance is identified by the dancer getting into a close proximity of the victim and violating their body with the vile moves of the dance, this involves rapid movements of the arms and pumping of the legs.

Victim: Damn, I really regret hitting the dance floor last night...

Friend: Why's that man? Get drunk and pull the old one winged fly?

Victim: Worse! I wasn't paying attention and i got Fast Danced from behind....

Friend: Man, that's rough!

by Fred Gibbon October 19, 2008

fast & furious

A much better movie than Point Break

"Fast & Furious is so much better than Point Break"

by MoistGrapes September 11, 2016

fast hand jack

a person who spends 20 to 21 hours a day learning pointless skills in any sport or activity.
-football
-poker
-teabaggin
-avin a ogwin
-turkish googelin'

fast hand jack-guys i can now do it 5 times faster (in any of the above)

by rjhawkins August 25, 2006

fast-dog

What you say when something is really fast.

Keith is fast-dog!

by Heinsach February 25, 2004

Fast Loser

Someone who resorts to applying for a job at a fast food restaurant above other jobs and fields simply because the job application entails quicker and easier employment. Not to mention being more apparent in the young eye, hence the minimal pay.

John: Hey, I heard Matty got a job at McDonalds, was that the only place who called him?
Smith: Na, it was the only job he applied for.
John: Oh...what a fast loser!

by Rhaz August 11, 2008

fast glass

Electric windows in an automobile

This is the new model, it comes with fast glass and air conditioning as standard.

by DingoDave November 19, 2007