Fairfax High School

A "high-end" school in fairfac county, here are some interesting facts.

1. The Principle is dummer than the students.
2. Our assistant principle looks like Stalin.
3. We have fire drills while it rains.
4. Our football team went 1-11 this year, we just bought them a new field.
5. We have more drug addicts than a low-income black neiborhood.
6. Homeless people live behind our baseball field.
7. Our best sport is Cheerleading and we arent even good at that.
8. We have a 45-minute period of the day that somewhat resembles recess.

I love fairfax high school

Woodson can suck my choad.

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 November 19, 2006

fair exchange

As explained in the Tupac song, fair exchange is basically sex. The man gets pussy, and the girl gets dick.

Sarah and Joel were going for a fair exchange....but Joel didnt live up to his end.

by TMac January 29, 2005

laissez- faire

No government interference with business or personal life.

A laissez- faire was ordered during the time of the war of 1812.

by Brian A. January 21, 2007

Failroad Conductor

A person who fails so much he/she gets to direct the failroad.

A title that can only be obtained by frequent fits of failure.

Can you guys believe Grayson is bailing on us again this weekend? You'd think he'd taken a job as the failroad conductor.

by dubcaps February 8, 2009

Facrotes

When someone is trying to sound deep or intelligent by posting ridiculously over dramatic philosophies or political views on facebook. They're likely not as smart as they try to put on, or even understand what they just said. Takes the words facebook and Socrates and combines them, which conveniently forms the sound "fake" when spoken. Can also be used to describe someone doing such things outside of facebook or someone sharing political views they likely heard on t.v. or from their parents, seconds before posting/sharing. A common trait among facrotes, is not knowing what you're talking about, or using someone else's words or opinions as your own, without actually researching the subject.

Ex. 1
Girl 1 Post: "What is a person when all that remains of the untranscended individual is an empty vessel through which bullshit is chanel3d? Are they human? No, but wound3d and alone." Me

Girl 2 reply: Give me a fucking break with this crap. Stop being such a facrotes and start making sense. Just because nobody understands you, doesn't mean you're an undiscovered genious.

Ex. 2
Guy 1: Obama is so stupid because he doesn't understand how to be president with the money and war and stuff and he wants to eat all of our children. Look it up, it's true.

Guy 2: You're being a real fucking facrotes right now. Did you get that from your ignorant parents or from watching Fox News?

Guy 1: Fuck you, you communist. That's my own opinion and it's the truth.

Guy 2: Whatever you say Facrotes.

by waffle zOmbie July 28, 2011

fair election

when the candidate you voted for wins

Even though Hillary may have cheated, it turned out to be a fair election in 2016

by American_tool November 10, 2016

fair drag

when someone tries to drag/roast you but they're 100% right so you can't even really be mad.

you: well i can't go to the gym now with this broken leg
friend: as if you were going to go the gym if you hadn't broke it
you: that's a fair drag i'll give you that one

by mothmanswingman June 8, 2017