D1 failure

someone who's a day 1 failure n can't seem to do anything right in their lives n always messes up somehow n self sabatoges n hates everything abt themselves.(me)

"that bitch over there is a D1 failure

by dmvv.207 May 18, 2024

Boy Failure

The male equivalent of a "Girl failure". Defined by a male who consistently catches nothing but L's and is usually framed in a silly manner.

"Steve fell down the stairs for the fifth time today! He's such a Boy Failure."

by Beesbeeesbeeees March 16, 2024

Asspiring Failure

A phrase to describe someone who is failing at life.

Oh, you see that kid there, the one who stares at cat pics in class? He's an Asspiring Failure.

by Gan12Maglev August 17, 2022

failures

someone who fell for someone who was laughing at them the whole time, also see jan

Regardless of how deep the love flows with in she is always stuck with failures

by janruan August 21, 2022

Failure

I wrote a poem to show how much of a failure Steven He is

Steven He
Dare I say he has no we
His dad is stronger than a tree
Some people say Steven is more useless than a bee

Some say he is more sour than a lime
We say we don't have the time
To make poems that even rhyme
I ask if he will ever have a prime

Steven's dad has walked many miles
He's gone through many trials
In his day the lions would be in shambles
To get anywhere he would travel dimensions there was no need for lambos

Yet here Steven is a failure
Failure
Failure
Failure

Steven He Is a Failure

by This is a handle was taken September 6, 2022