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Fuck And Facial

When a guy fuck's his partner and then squirts jiz all over there face afterwards.
Chad : Hey Jake wanna go bar hoppin tonight?
Jake : Sorry I can't im washing Kiersten's hair!
Chad : Gee that sounds gay!
Jake : Oh but that's after I give her a Fuck And Facial!
Steve : Hey Chad I cleaned all the toilets and sinks now can I have my Fuck And Facial?
Chad : Sure Steve meet me in my office!
Jake : Gee that sounds gay!
Chad : It's how I pay for Steve's services you silly boo!
Jake : Like I said Gee that sounds gay!
Chad : Just get back to work Jake Jesus Christ!
by SlopNChop July 6, 2018
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Gentleman’s Facial

When a gentleman controls the location and placement of his semen as he empties
his children all over his lady’s face. A gentleman’s facial is the complete opposite of a male they unwieldy busts is load of ropes with wanton disregard for where it ends up such as her eyes, nose, hair, etc.
Max gave me a gentleman’s facial last night. He pumped it all over my chin and it was the most wonderful chincicle yet.

Andre is not known for gentleman’s facials. Last time I sucked him off he blew his load all in my hair.
by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020
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ship-faced

Term coined by students of Shippensburg University. Describes the state of drunkeness only acheivable at a Ship party. Comparable to shit-faced, but to a higher degree.
Usually includes, but not limited to; impairment of vision, impairment of motor skills, lack or loss of memory, impairment of rational thinking, distortion of physical features which may lead to regrettable hook-ups, inablility to form complete sentences, possible vomiting, though basically unable to function- individuals strangely have the ability to continue their partying to late hours of the night possibly into early morning but
Individuals who experience the state of being 'ship-faced' hold only a small chance of remembering partial events of that day/night.. but regardless.. they know they had a damn good time.
Damn, I was completely ship-faced last night.
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Facedumping

The act of conducting routine Facebook activities while perched on the throne taking a dump, commonly on a mobile device, usually at one's place of work. See also, toiletbooking, duecebooking, and multi-tasking.
I like to do a little Facedumping while I "drop the kids off at the pool" every morning at work. It helps me relax.

Did you notice he always has his iphone with him when he goes into the can, man, you know he's totally Facedumping in there.
by e-boner February 5, 2010
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super facial

the act of ejaculating copious amounts, upwards of two fluid ounces, onto a woman's face
Dude, I gave that bitch a super facial. The looked like a crispy creme!
by jeff clement June 15, 2008
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Correctional facility

A Correctional facility is a nicer term for the public for a prison.
Welcome, to a Correctional facility, human wastebag!!!
by Hankscolts November 27, 2011
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Cunt Faced Fuck

A person who not only is ignorant and sometimes acts foolish, but also has a scar on his face resembling a vagina.
Yamcha: I'm right aren't I master.
Master: No, you cunt faced fuck!
by Sacktap June 24, 2006
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