epic retard

someone who is a super mega retard

wow, joel is an epic retard

by Dr.QuikSkins December 21, 2008

epic metal

Metal with lyrics relating to dragons, unicorns, swords, etc., such as Blind Guardian, Rhapsody, Dragonforce.

Epic metal makes me want to play D&D

by Kraut! May 11, 2006

Epic Mafia

A site where the objective is to spam the most in a chatroom, create make-believe friends over the internet, and compose bullshit theories about a game where a majority of victory is based on luck. Known for pissers who usually rage like hell, because points in an online game are all that they have in their miserable existence. This usually contributes to people committing suicide and/or falling into a coma and turning into a vegetable.

Birthplace of online gonorrhea.

lucidrains: Come to Epic Mafia for family fun, asshole!

by laexio January 2, 2012

Epic Burn

The ultimate comeback. A retort that is so awesome that there is no recovery from it. When used effectively it has the power to pwn your life.

Only the Counter to the Epic Burn can deflect its destructive force.

friend 1: "Until I'm done taking this medication my doctor says i should stop having sex"
friend 2: "Shouldn't be a problem for you"
*all laugh*
friend 3: "Do you need some aloe vera for that Epic Burn?"
friend 1: "stfu noob"

by midgetsl4yer January 4, 2009

Epic Day

A annual holiday falling on March 10th. Originally started to celebrate the birthday of THE Chuck Norris, Epic Day involves listening to epic songs and watching epic movies (no, not Epic Movie). Epic Day was started on March 10th, 2008 by two epicly cool cats from Bensalem, PA.

The Epic Day Soundtrack mainly consists of...Lux Aeterna (LotR version) and O Fortuna.

by Bo Chen March 10, 2008

Epic Minigames

A game on Roblox that a bunch of no lifers spend more than 12 hours per day playing so they can get 10k+ wins and be on the monthly leaderboard that no one gives a fuck about.

Robloxian1: How many wins have you got today in Epic Minigames?
Robloxian2: 2000!! I am on top of the leaderboard!
Robloxian3: Get a life.

by meistheone May 6, 2021

Epic Duel

A Player vs Player MMORPG developed by Epic Inventions and later acquired by Artix Entertainment that involves three classes: Tech Mage, Mercenary, and Bounty Hunter. Many people in this game record their characters pwning and then upload their kills onto YouTube.

Johnny: What are you doing?
Ysrome: Playing Epic Duel and uploading my pwnage onto YouTube.

by Julio Revka March 20, 2011