ditch filter

an absorbent plug in the vagina used for menstruation.

"I just found the cap to the soy sauce bottle in her ditch filter!"

"I can't have sex with my woman because she's on the ditch filter!"

"My woman got pissed off at me and flung her ditch filter at me!"

"I saw a woman pull a ditch filter from her pussy and shove it in a guys face!"

"My wife sent me to the store for her god damn ditch filters!"

by William Larue Smith February 20, 2009

Dutch Wipe

wiping ones ass with ones hand when a suitable alternative is unavailable ie: Toilet Paper

No one reloaded the toilet paper so I was forced to pull a Dutch Wipe

by Boober McCrackin January 23, 2009

dutch lung

when you smoke too many dutches and it starts to affect your lungs, causing you to cough and lose stamina or endurance

Dude, I got the dutch lung so bad I can't run ten feet with out coughing

I coughed up black shit this morning, I got the dutch lung bad

by jmlaxboy24 April 15, 2010

dutch throne

the act of taking a shit while placing a blanket over ones head, body, and toilet; while inhaling the potent fumes. (an upgrade from a dutch oven)

Garrett sat upon his toilet and draped a blanket over his head, thus creating a dutch throne.

by El_Girraffe April 20, 2011

Dutch day off

When you have a day off work and end up doing household chores. Coined because the Dutch are believed to gain great satisfaction from domestic duties.

Pieter: Hey Jeremy, darling, guess what I did on my day off? Three loads of washing, cleaned the toilet and I even sorted your sock drawer!

Jeremy: Oh, bless! A perfect Dutch day off!

by BonoboBoy September 30, 2011

Ditchburn

the one who is affected badly from pink eye

Shit! you've been Ditchburned!

by poopoopooopooofart December 1, 2011

Dutch Dump

A reference to the Dutch peoples of the Netherlands who wore wooden shoes known as clogs. A bowel movement that clogs a toilet is a Dutch Dump.

At a party Guy 1 walks out of the bathroom and Guy 2 walks in. Guy 2 lifts the lid and is welcomed by a half smoked cuban. Guy 2 immediately walks out in disgust and confronts Guy 1.

Guy 2: "Bro, what's up with leaving that tacolog? Flush the toilet next time you gross bastard."

Guy 1: Responds with a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, "Dude, I took a dutch dump and its not going anywhere soon."

by greatgazoo March 12, 2013