sha-boop-bop-diddly-doop

bill cosby's way of saying "i hate life and wish that a group of angry retarded fat midgets would come and kill me with jew feces and rusty spoons"

(on bill cosby's "kids say the darnest things" "sha-boop-bop-diddly-doop"

by we spank at dawn September 7, 2012

HUFF DIDDLE

the process of masterbating while speeding in a vehicle in excess of 80 mph, as another person in the passenger seat masterbates to your sweetness, and blowing your load out the window onto the unsuspecting rear vehicle.

dude... i just got pulled over for pulling a HUFF DIDDLE on a motorcycle cop!!

by manamanama May 16, 2006

Diddle

A group of five or more douchebags.

Watch out for the diddle of douchebags by the door.

by Vex Crowelly August 19, 2018

Piddly Diddle Department

Quite frankly, the bathroom. In a store, you you were peeing, you'd be making the noise "piddly diddly piddly diddly" in your favourite department.

"Excuse me, I must go to the Piddly Diddle Department to rid my bladder of its toxins"

by SpringLoaded July 13, 2003

goat diddler

Derived from diddler, a goat diddler is a person who fantasizes, almost fanatically, about engaging in a sexual act(s) with the immature Capra aegagrus hircus (commonly the goat). Sexual relations with a goat is not actually necessary, thoughts alone are sufficient to be deemed a goat diddler. For obvious reasons, most goat diddlers have a background in agriculture and hail from rural areas. The stronger version: goof goat diddler (sometimes deemed Diddler 2G) is a goat diddler who has resided in an urban environment their entire life. Having no prior exposure to goats, they have developed these unnatural thoughts entirely unprovoked. Goat diddlers in general have made goat keepers everywhere feel the need to have a chaperon with them while tending to their livestock, or else they might be suspected of goat diddling while caring for their goats alone.

One of the first recorded goat diddlers, a man from the rural Canadian city Calgary, has confessed that he started fantasizing about goats sexually in his early teenage years. Convicted multiple times of goat molestation, David Hatch has since gained infamy. Being a perfect example of the sort of person who is a goat diddler, Hatch later committed one of the worst murders the city of London, Canada has ever seen.

by MrMacFister March 1, 2011

cum-diddly-umptious

ok take scrumdiddlyumptious and make it in to a sexual meaning.
you can also use another variation scrumdiddlycumtious

Damn that ass is cum-diddly-umptious
"How was that baby", "cum-diddly-umptious"

by lastwookie89 November 13, 2009

driddy

To be extremely drunk, usually leads to not being able to recall prior events.

Tom: yo you left the party with Jane last night !
John: I did ??
Tom: yea nigga, that bitch is telling everyone. You had sex with her man.
John: wtf ?! Son I don't even remember that shit, I was driddy ! I never would've fucked if I was sober.
Tom: damn you tight !

by suomynona_hctib December 9, 2010