Dong nub

a Dong nub is the small aftermath of a males penis left behind after it is removed

"have you seen Jerry's Dong nub?"
"Samantha had her Dong nub removed for a more stylish alternative"

by Hairy Scrote Man January 3, 2019

Dong Rip

When you are trying to abstain from smoking weed but you Jones for a bong hit and so to fill that need to hold a loaded bong in one hand and looking at it longingly while you suck a dogs dick.

"Dude, I've got a pee test coming up so I've switched to taking Dong rips."

Did you hear about Kevin? Dude's been doing too many dong rips the ASPCA is bringing up charges.

by $100 bill September 30, 2019

Demon Dong

A very large hulk sized penis.

Person 1: hey man look how far Adam is stood away from the urinal

Person 2: yeah he's definitely got a demon dong

by AbsoluteBantorLad January 26, 2017

Fling Dong

When one 'helicopters' his penis and hits someone by accident.

Jim: Brrrrrrrmmm (Helicopters)

(Jim hits his penis against Bill)

Bill: Da fuck?! Put that away!!

Jim: Sorry man. I just fling donged you! I clean it up.

by Broose Lee February 10, 2014

Bagel Dong

A penis which is short,round and wide. Not a desirable thing, can be a result of a high-impact accident in the genetal area.

I wipped out my Bagel dong on her back last night, she was so dissapointed, girls just don't appreciate variety anymore.

by jewishdave February 22, 2011

weather dong

When a meteorologist inadvertently captures and shares a radar images of storm development that resembles a brightly-hued phallus. Dirty-minded viewers quickly take screen caps or phone pictures featuring the meterologist and his/her dong and shares them. They very often go viral. Weather dongs are common when reporting weather developments along Tornado Alley (Florida and south-central U.S.).

That's a hella severe weather dong. Meteorologist Mike Morgan says it's coming in about three hours. Gonna be a bumpy ride.

by Chilly Durden June 2, 2017

Walking Dong

Walking around with a shirt on but no pants or underwear, dingaling flapping in the wind.

"Yo! Alex has a shirt on but no pants!"
"Hell yeah, he's walking dong."

by szyzy February 16, 2023