dalwil

Very gay, maintains friendships with short men

"Dalwil, suck my balls"

by Dalwil May 1, 2022

Darwin Candidate

A person lacking any reservations about doing incredibly stupid things which could lead to their demise. Almost as if natural evolution had removed self preservation from this person's thought processes. Juggling loaded guns or making the same breakfast everyday for a serial killer who gets tired of routine things. There is a level of certainty to which this person will eventually succeed in creatively thinning the gene pool for specie, for the better. Hopefully, before they have a chance to procreate thus creating another generation of Darwin Candidates.

Dave: "Hey guys, I have a great idea! Let's all go on a moped, outdoor camping safari in Africa.
Tom: "Don't you think that is a little dangerous?
Dave: "Nah, I have .22 calibur handgun if anything goes wrong.
Tom: "Dave, have you ever heard of a Darwin Candidate?"
Dave: "Nope, don't care. I am such a good shot, I can kill anything. ... (10 minute tirade of how he is the best at everything)"

by DearStupid September 1, 2022

Darwin

Look a Darwin to me is a sweet guy.The funny guy,Actually the most perfect guy, he plays a sport or two.Are mid height,And lord ha beautiful eyes.A Darwin to me is the most perfect guy.Funny,sweet,a gentleman,everything.He might be a little ugly,but that’s the best part.Even tho he got a big nose,he’s still an attractive young man,girls usually throw themselves at him,but he doesn’t want any of them,he only wants that one girl.

Persona 1-“Ay uhm yk Darwin?”
Persona 2-“Darwin??!? Hell yeah”

by Bigboobiesmooch November 27, 2022

Darwin Award

An award for dumb ways to die in real life.

She won a Darwin Award for sticking a fork in a toaster.

by anonymous February 12, 2023

darwin

When an establishment closes due to management and staff not agreeing on a contract.

Hey, did you hear about that coffee shop down the block? It was darwin'd. Just couldn't come to an agreement, so they had to shut down.

by Chaitan February 22, 2023

Dallin

The name of a person who doesn’t know that Urban Dictionary is used for slang terms and can have any word uploaded to with any random definition you can make up.

Dude don’t be such a Dallin, use an actual dictionary.

by Throwaway1991 December 11, 2022

Dallin

A person who doesn’t know how Urban Dictionary works. Words or phrases on Urban Dictionary may have multiple definitions, usage examples, and tags.

Person 1: here look I got this definition from Urban Dictionary

Person 2: bro you’re being such a Dallin.

by Throwaway1991 December 11, 2022