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donkey kong roller

A gym junkie that has worked excessively on the torso and general upper body portion of his body. The Legs of the donkey kong roller generally represent small dwarfed sticks compared to the rest of the body similar in bodily figure to donkey kong who primarily moves about by swinging torso through arms and rolling, hence 'roller'.
Dude, i hate it how chicks always go for donkey kong rollers, they're heaps vulnerable to leg attacks and cant run anywhere .
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Donkey code 

Code reflecting monkey programmers having hacked together systems without having identified and named key concepts in the domain.
Wtf, the idiot who implemented this thinks flipping flags represents something meaningful, this is straight up donkey code
Donkey code by Bjartwolf January 23, 2017

Donkey Shuffle 

The act of walking around ones house whilst receiving anal intercourse from ones partner.
Thelma was doing the Donkey Shuffle and getting her chores done while Jim followed her around pillaging her anus.
Donkey Shuffle by thetendertaint January 4, 2018

Donkey Swing 

When you swing your dick around like a nunchuck.
Bruh when I was getting brain last night I pulled it out of her mouth and performed the donkey swing technique and accidentally poked out her eye.
Donkey Swing by Dino Nuggets April 11, 2019

donkey-sided

When you get so fucked up you look like the side of a donkey.
“Damn, let’s get donkey-sided tonight boys!”
donkey-sided by Hog plastered February 28, 2021

Donkey pox 

Donkey pox is a rare disease that one contracts thorough anal to anal breathing IE- Sharing farts within rectums.
Hey bro! Can’t wait to catch da donkey pox tonight at Barry’s housewarming party!
Donkey pox by Donkey pox August 7, 2022

donkey shag 

Phoebe Buckley is a smokin' blonde with tiny ears and tiny feet. Therefore, we would refer to her as a "donkey shag."

Aisha, on the other hand, is sket.
bre phoebe is a donkey shag
donkey shag by George Gottlieby October 17, 2008