*crickets chirp*

This is wat u say when a joke obviously isnt funny and u want the other person to kno it

tard: HEY WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
you: *sigh*
tard: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!
you: *crickets chirp*

by el waldo November 30, 2006

guatemalan crotch cricket

Crabs that live in the area between the anus and genitals, leaving sores that whistle when you walk.

Did you hear her walking past? Sounded like she had a whole family of Guatemalan crotch crickets between those legs.

by michael falls December 18, 2008

moon cricket

a negro under the age of 15.

" i wish these moon cricket's would get out of the street". or... "shouldnt these moon cricket's be in school?"

by pillow pants November 28, 2006

cricket

A sport mainly played in Southeast Asia and Europe

I love to play cricket

by sajmahal October 13, 2017

croch crickets

Crabs , body lice , unspeakable things that live in the croch area. Been there so long that they are full grown and huge in size.

Damn , she has a bad case of croch crickets !

by icecaps August 8, 2009

giminey cricket

Gee wilakers! oh my!, fucking hell! What the feck! Oh deary me! What!? Flip sake!

Giminey cricket, did that just happen? Giminey Cricket I'm knackered/wrecked

by VirginiaG August 21, 2010

cricket

Old person, usually driving

"Move your fucking ass you cricket!"
"HEYYYYY CRICKET!!!"

by sambucca September 27, 2005