coxysauce

a product of frustration

My semester project was a complete coxysauce.

by Synaptic Misfire July 30, 2010

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Coxed

Beer Pong Champion.

Carly: THIS IS YOUR 5TH WIN IN BP!!!!
Taymar: IM SO COXED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by chiccalovee August 1, 2011

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coxturbation

masturbating a japanese midget while laying a steaming pile of crap on your spouses chest.

I was not aware of what coxturbation was until I watched a video on the web. My wife wanted to try it but I couldn't find a midget anywhere.

by Shawdog65 January 18, 2012

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coxologist

The term used for fan girls and boys in love with the perfect Courteney Cox

I'm a coxologist and I wish that was my job

by Cclover September 28, 2013

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A coxwain who is so cold that they turn into a replication of Satan. Coxsicles have frozen hands and toes, and will use their tool, the cox box, to voice their complaints of frostbite to the crew (and the fact that the boat is constantly down on fucking port). To prevent coxsicles, and arguably the worst row of your life, smother them in the clothing you were going to wear on that below zero row (especially your fleece-lined leggings); after all, your cox clearly checked the weather this morning, for the tropics instead of your climate, and showed up in shorts. If you thought your cox hated your technique before they became a coxsicle, just wait until their lips turn blue and every stroke you take is considered absolute shit.

"(insert name) turned into a coxsicle this row, and I had to give my pogies to them."

"If you don't put on more layers, you will turn into a coxsicle just sitting in the boat!"

by Sorb September 15, 2014

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