A coxwain who is so cold that they turn into a replication of Satan. Coxsicles have frozen hands and toes, and will use their tool, the cox box, to voice their complaints of frostbite to the crew (and the fact that the boat is constantly down on fucking port). To prevent coxsicles, and arguably the worst row of your life, smother them in the clothing you were going to wear on that below zero row (especially your fleece-lined leggings); after all, your cox clearly checked the weather this morning, for the tropics instead of your climate, and showed up in shorts. If you thought your cox hated your technique before they became a coxsicle, just wait until their lips turn blue and every stroke you take is considered absolute shit.
"(insert name) turned into a coxsicle this row, and I had to give my pogies to them."
"If you don't put on more layers, you will turn into a coxsicle just sitting in the boat!"
"If you don't put on more layers, you will turn into a coxsicle just sitting in the boat!"
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Get the copsicle mug.In Fairbanks the copsicles have a life expectancy of about 200 years because their metabolism has slowed down so much.
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Get the copsicle mug.Usually refers to a cop on a bike, but has also been traditionally used to describe security guards or asshole cops as well. It has a negative connotation towards law enforcement agencies, and is often times used in extreme anger.
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Like, if you say something stupid and then you just want to drop it. Once you corsicle you're not allowed to bring it back up.
Like, if you say something stupid and then you just want to drop it. Once you corsicle you're not allowed to bring it back up.
Manols: I LOVE Carol Channing
Queeny: ME TOO. How do you Carol Chan again?
Manols: AH YOU SUCK WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT!
Queeny: CORSICLE!!!!!!
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Queeny: ME TOO. How do you Carol Chan again?
Manols: AH YOU SUCK WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT!
Queeny: CORSICLE!!!!!!
Kooky Primadonnas Corsicle Often For Gettin' Sexy
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