Cockbrock

The act of cock-blocking oneself.

'I would have hit that but he was wearing socks and sandals. He totally cockbrocked himself.'

by Wahoo1815 May 23, 2009

cockbrock

1) When a woman of Asian descent refuses to have sexual intercourse with a non-Asian male.

2) Opposite of "Me love you long time"

1a) Sitting at a hotel bar, a Thai prostitute cockbrocked a Caucasian John because he was morbidly obese. She was a cockbrock.

2a) My buddy hit on this smokin Asian chick while at the EDM festival. She told him,"no way you're ever getting this pussy". What a cockbrock!

by @RickTheDickFL January 19, 2016

cockblocker

todd gibson is a cockblocker,he blocks others from a coworker he had already and dont want any longer.

he goes to extream to not let orther around her when she is drinking.

by robin allen October 22, 2003

cockblocker

One who cockblocks, typically used to identify an individual who, intentionally or not, avoids in engaging in contact with another person, whether by phone, email or in person. The term infers a connotation that the individual in question avoid said contact is a basic "DICK" in nature for avoiding such contact.

I've been trying to get in touch with Todd all day, but that cockblocker's been dodgin' me left and right.

by Pottsy November 17, 2004

walking cockblock

Typically a female, but can be a gay male too. One whos a total prude, and refuses to do any sexual thing with a guy, "blocking his cock."

"Thats her man, shes the one that i begged and begged for the last week, and still ain't got shyt outta!"

by The walking naughty!! July 22, 2005

Cockblockotopolis

A place completely filled with cockblockers, so terrible that no cock is safe.

Dude, I just got back from cockblockotopolis. My cock is so sore. Fuuuuckkkk.

by Cockblocktopus 41 August 7, 2011

Cockblockbro

A bro who is there to cockblock some dick for you. you dont cockblock him yourself cos otherwise the girl would think you are a wanker so you get your cockblockbro on the case

Guy 1: hey dude, there is some dick who is hitting on this girl i like. can you do the necassaries?
cockblockbro: never fear. your cockblockbro is here. i will cockblock the shit out of that guy

by uberjai December 30, 2012