emotional control unit

The Key for an Aston Martin

Woah nice DBS can I drive it!

Yeah take the Emotional Control Unit.

by A S N December 24, 2008

edge control

A hair product that slicks, holds down, lays back "edges" or "baby hairs". Specially applied at the root.

I hope CVS sells edge control because my baby hairs are out of control.

by T4Urban August 7, 2016

shades of control

a band from delano Minnesota that owns all other bands

if i could i would chili dog with shades of control.

by Keanu Reeves April 24, 2005

Male Birth Control

Any Cis-gender men who have/are the following
- has a pubescent mustache
- a weezer fan
- plays fortnite

- has a mullet
- lowers voice on purpose
- identifies as SuperStraight
- is racist, homophobic, ableist, etc
- listens to country music
- makes among us jokes
- apart of “the boyz 🥶‼️“
- un-hygienic

- mansplains
- a bigot
- cannot find the clitoris
- chews with mouth open

“Hey Hayley, do you see Johnathans new mullet ?”
“Yeah, it’s like Male Birth Control”

by sydtoasty June 30, 2021

Quality Control

The people that make sure everything A-OK.

My pizza is 30% cheesier and 75% more pepperonish thanks to the quality control guys at Pizza Hut!

by Zach G. December 2, 2003

Controlled Chaos

A situation that can be described as a riot or a complete cluster fuck, but in reality, it is under the control, or at least started, by a group of insanely smart individuals (usually anarchists) in an effort to strike fear in a certain group of people (can be race, or people who live in a certain area), or for the sake of looting.

#1 "Dude! Did you hear about the riot downtown?"

#2 "Yeah, but it wasn't a riot, it was Controlled Chaos."

by what-you-gonna-do? November 28, 2010

controllation

When you have to take control of a situation that has gotten out of hand and let the folks who let it get out of control know how dumb they are.

"Yo, dumbass, get outta my way so I can get the sitch under controllation..."

"Don't make me take your sorry ass under controllation..."

by enter sandman November 17, 2009