Combat Rim

n. v., pron: 'k'öm-bätt rïmm'
(1) the unbearable non-stop itch sensation in and around the anus, resulting from prolonged exposure to the harsh climates/conditions, non-permissive, high stress and unhygienic environments encountered in combat. One obtains the condition by neglecting to thoroughly clean themselves after a dump rushed to completion due to surprise contact taken from the enemy;
(2) a violent never-ending itching sensation obtained via use of government issued sub-standard, under-moistened/dry wipes and/or cleaning materials over an extended period; (3) an impossible-to-resist urge to aggressively dig in one's ass as a result of under-cleaning the post-dump anus and surrounding crack. Combined with stress-induced, irritated hemorrhoids, this can be a most unpleasant, insanity-inducing experience.

-Corporal 1: "Hurry your simple ass up!"

-Corporal 2: "FUCK OFF! I'm droppin' a deuce! I'll be done in a minute!!"

*clack!---clack-clack-clack!--pop!pop!-*

-Staff Sergeant: "CONTACT RIGHT! CONTACT RIGHT!!!"

-Corporal 2: "AW FUCK!! I'M GONNA GET SUCH BAD COMBAT RIM!"*pulls up pants/returns fire*

by BlackhawkDown August 20, 2013

combat jellyfish

Commonly found in a male shower in the combat zone. See sperm.

I always wear sandals when I use the shower to avoid stepping on a combat jellyfish.

by Montag14 September 15, 2013

Combat Farms

Any FPS multiplayer game where multiple people play in a locked room for the sole purpose of gaining exp and top rank in the weekly rankings.

I wanted to gain exp so I did a combat farms on Short Fuse search and destroywith !Kiwano, ToS-Momme, Acylic, Babiest, Astrel, and !Dhami

by JaidenIsHIVNegative May 17, 2017

Combed her hair

When you get so sloshed you start hitting people with your hair because you combed it today after 2 months

Prema was so sloshed she combed her hair at the club

by The_kinngh June 9, 2018

combazzeled

To be confused; discombobulated. Alternate universe

Brody combazzeled my mind; He blew my mind

by Buddahpest June 17, 2018

Cobbitment

When someone takes commitment to a comedic bit, too far.

Can also be seen as Cobbited.

"Hey, did you see James at improv class last night?"

"Yeah, his Cobbitment was real!"

by Cloud Sungay August 20, 2018

cobisery

Verb: A state or feeling of great mental distress or disorientation when, after falling asleep on the couch, you move to bed and experience an inability to fall back asleep.

Origin:

Combination of the words couch to bed and misery. (Latin)

I lay awake in bed for hours with the worst case of cobisery after first falling asleep watching series on the couch.

by Old_but_gold December 18, 2018