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clown ass

a dumbass,dip shit, jackass, asshole, or a dick(as in stop acting like a dick)
shut up clown ass

stop acting like a clown ass
by Bonez21 May 20, 2008
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500 Clown

v: to place oneself at extreme physical risk for the sake of a laugh

Origin: the Chicago-based "500 Clown", who are famous for their "firecracker chastity belt".
I thought I'd make these chicks laugh, so I 500 Clowned my face into the stop sign.
by Joseph Kay February 24, 2006
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To clown car it

When more people than there are seatbelts are shoved into a car. When people have to sit on the floor or on each other.
Kelly was driving, Becky had shotgun, Ashley, Kelsey and Mandee were in back with the other Ashley sitting on Mandee and Jay sitting on Kelsey. I had to sit on Becky. We were so clown car-ing it.
by Brother Joe August 8, 2005
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Clownbag

Assclown + Douchebag = Clownbag. A good way to nail someone with two insults at once, masked in such a way that only you know the true power of the insult. Much more kid-friendly than Clownbag's biracial twin, Assdouche.
Angered driver: *mutter* Come on...this clownbag keeps cutting me off...

Ken: You're such a clownbag.
Andy: Well you...wait, what the fuck are you even talking about?
by kennyo21361 July 23, 2009
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Koopa Clown Car

1. (n.) A one seat flying clown-like flower created for Bowser, King of the Turtle Tribe known as the Koopa. It is equiped with Mecha-Koopas and bowling balls.
by Matthew the True Gamer January 30, 2003
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Mexican Clown Car

Similar to a Circus Clown Car, except that instead of 15 or 20 clowns packed in a car for amusement. A Mexican Clown Car is packed with 15 or 20 Mexicans illegals trying to cross the border.
Last week a Border Patrol agent pulled over a suspicious vehicle that turned out to be a Mexican Clown Car.
by bigscottlarock May 25, 2011
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Brown Clown

After having anal sex a man cock-slaps his girlfriend and spreads her own fecal matter around her mouth giving her the look of a sad clown.
Oh my God! You cock-slapped shit all over my face!!! You seriously gave me a Brown Clown?!?!
by Gliderman January 25, 2011
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