cleared invalid

When the COVID lab rats are sniffing glue and can’t get a negative or positive test result you are Cleared Invalid to work

Due to you’re Cleared Invalid status, please self quarantine at home for 14 days. Or until we change protocol and say you can come back to work.

by Wolfmunkie October 28, 2020

clear

A wax pen (michangadese)

gavins took 3 hits from the clear and is zoinked

by jihuni March 4, 2021

clear water mississippi

drunk enough to confuse a girl squirting in ur cup for your drink

I’m clear water mississippied right now bro.

by toree05 March 12, 2022

Water won't go clear

A phrase used with people that have anal sex and use enemas before their sexual activity. Once the enema or anal douche flushes out all waste the exit water "goes clear".

"Man, I want you to come over and pound this cake but the water won't go clear."

by dydock December 4, 2021

clear shovel

A plastic shovel that is transparent or translucent in appearance, instead of a solid plastic color or made of some other material entirely, such as metal.

Josie could have bought a normal-colored shovel but for reasons we will never know, decided to buy a clear shovel instead. Unbelievable.

by shoomit February 23, 2021

Crystal clear

You suck someone’s dick even after they cum. Once saliva is dripping from the tip, there should be a cost of saliva and cum mixture. Put it under light and watch it glow.

“Sucking on dick till it’s crystalll cleaaarrr(crystal clear)”

by Slurredpee May 16, 2022

Clear Ball

A game where you try and copy the person ahead of you that does a trick with a small clear ball and who ever completes the most without the other person copying them wins.

Yo bro wanna play clear ball tonight!

by jimmy cooks June 14, 2023