choke a bitch

When a person deemed a bitch or biatch gets on your bad side, whether the person be a prof, a teacher, a security guard at the mall, that annoying person at the market, or the asshole who cut you off in traffic, the only response is to release one's anger in a choking manner.

Prof. H was blowing me off so much in lecture today, i was feelin i was bouts to choke a bitch!

That granny in the crown vic cut me off in the fast lane and was goin 40!!! If she hadn't pulled to the right, i woulda had to choke a bitch!

by Capt. choker-of-biatches July 18, 2007

CHOKE YOU

when someone needs to be handled
when you can't stand someone
a way of dominating someone before they domanate you

megan: CHOKE YOU

by Meolie March 22, 2003

Force Choke

To use the ability of the force to choke somebody, usually someone being a punk ass without touching them.

Sue was being a bitch so i force choked that ho

by Sean O'Brien October 14, 2006

choking the carrot

When a male sexually exites himself until he reaches climax.

Yesterday Steven's mom walked in on him while he was choking the carrot.

by tekilashotz6969 May 1, 2006

Coke Choke

The choked up feeling or coughing after blowing really high quality cocaine.

friend one (blows a fat line and proceeds to cough).
friend two (points and laughs and says HaHa Coke Choke!)

by cdawg333333 November 18, 2011

choke a goat

The phrase to describe strangling a goat to get it to stop eating you or your clothing.

sally: daddyy! this goat is biting me!
dad: choke that fucking goat bitch.
sally: wait, actualy choke the goat?
dad: yes! choke a goat.

by beotchhh October 20, 2009

Choke A Bitch

When a Bitch gets so frustrating and annoying, all you can do is Choke a Bitch, Shawne Merriman style.

Shawne: Bitch, you annoying me.
Tila: Then get out.
Shawne: Bitch, Im about to Choke a Bitch.
*choke*

by Roko77 September 7, 2009