Certified Freak

A prostitute or a woman who possesses the traits of a prostitute.

Yo Wendy is a certified freak! She rode dat dik reverse cowboy!

by HASHITRON September 3, 2016

Certigy

A top notch company that provides customized solutions in human resources management, from payroll processing, benefit administration and insurance to employee leasing and temporary labor. The company strives to be recognized as the human resources company with the personal touch. They maintain a flexible relationship with customers and make their success the main priority. They accomplish this by listening and anticipating their customers’ changing needs then delivering superior value and service.

Certigy provides customized solutions in human resources management, from payroll processing, benefit administration and insurance to employee leasing and temporary labor.

by Janice Milber March 25, 2010

Certified Jackass

A person who consistently acts like a dumbass but thinks of himself as a smartass. A certified Jackass may never be thankful, no matter how nice someone has been to him.

In other words, a Certified Jackass is someone who shows traits of a Jackass on a regular basis.

Person: I left you an a treat on your desk
Certified Jackass: Does that mean you are ass kissing me now?
Person: Great! So instead of thanking, you are going to be a Certified Jackass that you are!

by Smurf with Blue Eye Liner June 16, 2012

Certified Hipster

A person who follows the latest trends and fashions; being outside the cultural mainstream.

Angie Zarate is, what many call, a certified hipster.

by philomela March 14, 2015

certa

A Certa is a girl who is thicccc asf she is a boy magnet she gets asked out a lot but she can’t find a boyfriend she also has the same name as a mattress most of her guy friends have feelings for her but won’t say it but she has a bubbly personality and she is a great friend you don’t want to lose once you are apart from her for more then a day you will miss her a lot but she is loyal and loving.

Dang I want my name to be Certa.

by Burntchickennuggets November 10, 2019

Certified Funny

this is funny, trust me

Wait for it, I think we just hit it. This is certified funny

by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020

Certa

She/he is a wonderful beautiful person and try’s her best to help people without thinking about herself she will be there for you no matter what she’s humble kind hearted and just overall amazing

Certa is so kind

by Kxyla45780 June 2, 2020