cold calling cunt

the annoying cunt/s that has been ringing my gaff on a daily basis for the last two months trying to sell me shit that i don't need.

should really target the elderly or disabled.

"hello and how are you today?"
"fuck off, I don't want to buy any of your shit and i told you the same thing yesterday"
"oh, that's nice...well I am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a..."
"FUCK OFF!!!"

*hangs up phone*

"who was that on the phone?"
"just one of them cold calling cunts"
"man, i hate those guys"
"nah, this one was a bitch"
"man, i hate those bitches"

*phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other cunt on the end of the line*

by Jim Burkey December 15, 2005

Girlfriend's Calling of Duty

When you are playing online call of duty and your missus calls your mobile, therefore causing you to turn down the gunfire noises and mute your mic so that the guys cant hear how lovey-dovey you speak to your lady. Unfortunately this multi-tasking is out of reach to the average testosterone fueled man beast and one act tends to suffer over the other....predominantly the conversation with your gf, where you tend to answer with one word retorts and ask the occasionally fleeting question like "how was you day?" you know will keep her yapping pointlessly while you secretly boost your Kill/Death ratio.

Me: "Hold on guys my girlfriend's calling of duty, protect me while I get my care package, be back in a min....(mute mic, turn down TV)......HEEEEY BABY!, What have you been up to today?"

Gf: "yap yap yap, blah blah menstruation blah" (all the while you just attained a 7 kill streak with a silent inner high five to yourself, BOOM!)

by BiddelyBongPills87 October 7, 2011

Pulling a Callie

When you get on your computer to get work done in the library, or any quiet place, and realize that you left your browser open to a video of the pornographic genre. The resulting humiliation comes from sounds of a girl moaning, echoing through the library as everyone stares at you in disgust. Made popular through the viral youtube video "Girl Caught Watching Porn In Library" featuring a young college girl named Callie.

"hey man, I totally saw this guy pulling a Callie in the library today! He opened up his laptop to a video called 'Moaner while I bone her.'"

"Oh man, that's hilarious! He definitely pulled a major Callie."

by cakepan face March 23, 2012

callipygian

An adjective for people with well shaped buttocks.

Damn! He's so callipygian!

by doot the cheese August 8, 2019

who you calling boy

When a white person has had too much to drink and believes that he is blac, then goes on a an anti racist rampage.

Man, James was so wasted last night that he went all 'who you calling boy'

by stusx10 April 26, 2015

Calli

Is one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet, she usually very good at the duggie but will be shy about it. any guy would be very lucky to have her and if they do, never let her go. very kind and will anything to make you happy. she is soo funny always gives weird looks to people, and has the ability to make you smile with a glance. her smile is fantastic and her body is terrific, she will most likely have washboard abs and really strong thumbs. great kisser, likes to bite your lip a bit. the best girlfriend a guy could ever have over all wonderful personality.

Guy 1: OMG that girl can duggie and look at those abs ouuuuu, shes a babe.
Guy 2: yeah shes my girlfriend, im so lucky.
Guy 1: shes defiantly a Calli

by forest father ;) June 20, 2011

Callie

awesome, lovely, kind, caring, funny, talented, intelligent, pretty and awesome.

Callie the companion of the Panda Doctor

by PandaDoctor August 22, 2011